Ganesh Chaturthi 2012 has come to an end and this too was a great year to be a Ganesh devotee. With economy looking up again there are two approaches to celebrating a religious festival that has absolutely no religious grounds for its existence ........read more...

If you are confused with the title you haven’t seen the joke shared regularly that goes something like this. Some asshole who had too much free time on his hands asked another bunch of assholes with too much free time on their hands, if they could put a four between a five. ........read more...

No matter how hard you prepare. No matter how many nights you don't sleep. When you are at the moment, the moment that decides your fate. When the tables are turned against you........read more...

Every trip/ trek/ journey/ outing/ picnic that I've ever had the displeasure of going to has been scarred by the vile act of antakshari. For those who don't know, antakshari is the evil game invented by some cockless asshole to ruin everyones' joy and plummet the world into a cynical, pessimistic, dystopian society in which crabs rule........read more...

Corruption, black money, Lokpal Bill, civic movement – all this is what you will associate Baba Ramdev today, apart from Anilom Bilom, Kapaal Bhaati and other such feats, given his current breaking-news intentions. ......read more...

1. Stray dogs and I'm not even talking about some purebred. Mongrels get bitches to bang.
2. One legged monkeys.
3. Horses that may not be even be hung like a horse.
4. Snakes (no hands, legs or personality but still get laid)
5. Spiders (those tiny 8 legged bastards).
6. Uday Chopra (gross).
7. Abhishek Bachan (gross level: 8 million).

Young college people these days find two things very important physical fitness and humor. These two are the qualities that if I possessed would make me the part of the Cool Crowd. In colleges what matters is how you present yourself rather than what you are because no one cares to spend time enough to know You.......read more...

I was bored into the night when I got an email from a female in my facebook friend list to add me from another id which is when I decided to troll her for fun. I know this is something that David Thorne does much better but the reason I did it was for self amusement. Hopefully you'll enjoy it as well.......read more...

Took the metro from 34th St. Penn station to Jamaica; next up an airtrain to JFK and there I was on Terminal 4, Gate 2; Gate to my plane literally and a gate to my home metaphorically, which I was to enter after 2 long years of toilet paper and plastic money culture. I was as excited as Jaadu would have been to return to ‘Dhoop’land......read more...

Tired of being force-fed voyeurism in the form of gossip, gossip columns, reality shows, hidden cams, hidden webcams, visible cams, visible webcams, I decided to scale the smallest hill in my immediate vicinity after naming it ‘mountain’ to get away from the un-modulated Tom-peekery.......read more...

Firstly, my major gripe is the wizard world decides to call us normal folks as muggles and gives us condescending looks. Listen douchebags, being able to pull a rabbit out of your ass just because you have a piece of stick made from handpicked wood from some godforsaken tree in some godforsaken forest that is mixed with feathers or maybe even the semen of some exotic magical bird can hardly be considered as something worth respecting........read more...

I decided to look for these audio tapes hoping to find something interesting. Once I found them, I stopped listening after a few seconds because who in their right mind would want to spend their morning listening to a phone conversation between two middle-aged women related to politics? ...read more...

Christopher Nolan surprised everyone from the denizens of Gotham city to the netizens of Gothan Pura by announcing his intent of signing Dolly Bindra of Bigg Boss 4 infamy as the next Joker. Ever since drug overdose made an overt impact on the Batman franchise in the form of Heath Ledgers death, talks of retiring the Joker character have been rampant. ......read more...

For years there has been a debate of vegetarians Vs non-vegetarians with each side pissing the other one off with incessant gibberish. Whenever I sit in a restaurant with members of both group and they start their pointless argument, I get the unstoppable urge to stab everyone in the testicle.......read more...

Brahmins – If these guys weren’t lazy enough to clean their own feces, maybe everyone would have equal opportunity for education. Don’t worry my Brahmin brothers, you want reservation? You’ll get it on my plate.......read more...

Thanks, for the seal of the president of USA on the top left. Maybe we would have confused him for a stone instead. What’s it with Americans and cockiness? Why not put a hologram on Obama as well? Next time we send our politicians they’ll have an ISI approved mark.......read more...

Say no to crackers? Why? Diwali without crackers is like a woman without a vagina. How can Diwali even be celebrated without fireworks, loud noise, smoke engulfed streets, burnt fireworks remains rotting on the roadways for a few days until those lazy ass government servants decides to clean the place up? What’s next? Holi without groping females under the pretext of applying colors? ......read more...

Mumbai: Today, November 6, U.S President Barack Obama arrived at Mumbai airport on his first Presidential visit wearing brown bellbottom pants and a red-white polka dotted shirt. “His look has been designed in keeping with the retro wave in India”, said the Presidential couturier.......read more...

After I post my article, I once in a while check Facebook and Twitter to see if anyone has shared it. I enjoy the checking the response it garners and more than often I stumble across something interesting. In this case I was hit by the bullshit mobile......read more...

Around the beginning of this year, women across the globe decided to slap intelligence in the face by posting their bra colors under the guise of raising breast cancer awareness. Maybe, because bra colors and breast cancer awareness go hand in hand. While it did raise a few erections which went hand in hand and women got a chance to be 'naughty' and 'cute', breast cancer took a back seat ......read more...

Every time I look at Gandhi on a currency note, he’s looking to the left and smiling. Why? What’s on the left? And why smile? What’s he so happy about? ......read more...

Around the same time some female in my friend list changed her display pic and she got about 32 likes and around 25 comments. I had to kick her ass out of frustration and I kept her camera since I didn’t have one. ......read more...

Am I the only one who thinks that paying a long-haired stranger money to tell me how to live my life is stupid? If I really wanted advice on how to live my life I would listen to my parents and guess what? It’s free. In fact if I obey I get rewards. The art of living? Bah! ......read more...

Every Independence Day I’m forced to hear rant after rant stating that we are not truly independent. Bullshit! Where else can you have a mass murderer stand for elections? Where else can you have a journalist who calls someone a mass murderer and gets accused of defamation? ......read more...

We have Mr. Arora with a penchant for doubles quotes, questions and questions with double quotes in them. Firstly, since you were so quick to judge me on the basis of one article I think it's apt for me to do the same with you and your comment. ......read more...

We need an organization for defending us from the evil that is ‘marital sex’. Pre marital sex is amazing! It’s like a war survival manual because it teaches you ‘going in with protection’. If you don’t go in protected it teaches you ‘not leaving your traces in enemy territory’ via ‘timely retreating a.k.a. pulling out’. After all those years of practice to get the timing perfected, you get married. ......read more...

For your information, the ability to properly whack a red or white hard leather-seamed spheroid with a circumference of 9 inches isn’t the sole requirement for anything Godlike. Still you’ll end up meeting cricket fanatics (nitwits) who’ll almost ejaculate while rambling on and on about Sachin Tendulkar. Can someone please tell these guys to shut up (maybe even change their underwear)? ......read more...

Troll idea via Wasim Kadak ......read more...

I’m talking to my friend, telling him that I’ve been reaching late for work since my bus arrives late. He turns to me and says, “I don’t give a rat’s ass.” I kicked his ass for being stupid. What makes people think that I want a rat’s ass? ......read more...

Problem number 3: Marriage: Don’t go for size. You don’t need someone with a huge prick. We’ve evidence. Countless research has shown that women can be satisfied with a 3 inch prick. Contrary to that, you need at least a 6 figure salary to buy the things you want. ......read more...

From empirical evidence, I’ve concluded that women are the next worst thing to decision making since comatose patients. You may call it misogyny but I call it honesty. Now, to make things easier for the ladies and to increase the number of my female fans, I’ve created a survival guide that should help women with some of the most challenging life situations. ......read more...

Hey David, my name is Puru Kumar and I am the Editor-in-chief of an online magazine -- BigFishMag. I haven't really read your articles but my friend told me that you are quite popular on the internet. I was wondering if you could link my website, http://www.bigfishmag.com/ , under the Friends of 27bslash6 section? ......read more...

This section has been in the works for ages and finally gets to see the light of day. It’s been christened as troll which is actually a misnomer since not everything posted in this section will be a troll. What you’ll find here is trolls, flames, weird chat conversations, email exchanges, screenshots and other shit. ......read more...

I’ve constantly read the line, “Save water! Bathe with your neighbor’s daughter!” After reading it for more than a few times I did what every sane man does when he reads online advice… gave it a try. ......read more...

Do you’ve any friends who’ve moved to USA for further studies? I don’t! I deleted them from my friend list, photoshopped them out of my class pictures and slept with theirs pets… out of spite. Don’t blame me for my drastic steps; I couldn’t stand them any longer. ......read more...

Honestly, I would prefer to personally send each of you “future of the nation” teenagers across India a letter but I don’t think you’ll be able to understand this thing known as a sentence. Paragraphs are completely out of the question. I’ve been watching you and I’ve realized that you’re the stupidest thing that has walked on two legs since pigeons. ......read more...

When a national strike is called, you’re given two options – either go work or stay at home. You know what? You’re wrong. I’m not in support of either of them. I don’t like working and I don’t like staying at home because of some party that couldn’t even manage to get a majority of votes. So, whenever a strike is called what I do is, I go to my workplace but I don’t do anything. ......read more...

If you are a regular to this site you must be wondering – “What the fuck is going on?” If you are not a regular to this site, firstly, fuck you and secondly, if you are curious, read on. I’m Leonardo DaPinchy, I’ve taken over this site and I’ve done what many others should have done a long time ago – ban everyone from the internet for being assholes. ......read more...

Jobs. Hate them or detest them, you just can’t ignore them! Supercybernetic beings may evolve from men, but the one thing that’ll still suck is their job. But after you have put down your papers, and are serving out your notice is the time when even a job in Commodities trading can be quite fun. ......read more...

Traffic wise we get maximum hits from Mumbai followed by Bangalore (Delhi comes in third… as usual. Something it’s natural at). I realized that the only thing I knew about the great city Bangalore was that it’s a shithole. ......read more...

I won’t lie. I thought Hitler pretty much kicked ass but then I turned 14. After reading about Hitler I can safely say that the “Hey, Hitler rulezz” brigade are a bunch of dumbasses with a dash of retards. Frankly, I don’t think my hairy, brown brothers even know the full form of Nazi or even the direction of that damn swastika when they decide to draw it on their notebooks to impress the girl sitting next to them. ......read more...

“It’s about time I put the nasty back in dynasty” – Rahul Gandhi

It’s my birthday today. I’m not expecting any presents. If I wanted anything I would just walk in and take it. Just like I walk into an unsuspecting Dalit’s house totally unannounced and have lunch with him. Officially my favorite pastime! ......read more...

I’ve had it with getting rejected by these auto rickshaw wallas. They have countless ridiculous reasons to reject me faster than supermodels with famous footballers for boyfriends would, namely distance too small, auto rickshaw walla won’t get any passenger on his way back, the passenger has a penis, auto rickshaw walla is an asshole, etc. ......read more...

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