[Blog] The real art of living

Am I the only one who thinks that paying a long-haired stranger money to tell me how to live my life is stupid? If I really wanted advice on how to live my life I would listen to my parents and guess what? It’s free. In fact if I obey I get rewards. The art of living? Bah! ......read more...

[Blog] Thank you for ruining Independence Day… yet again!

Every Independence Day I’m forced to hear rant after rant stating that we are not truly independent. Bullshit! Where else can you have a mass murderer stand for elections? Where else can you have a journalist who calls someone a mass murderer and gets accused of defamation? ......read more...

[Troll] I'm Mr. Arora and I want my questions answered

We have Mr. Arora with a penchant for doubles quotes, questions and questions with double quotes in them. Firstly, since you were so quick to judge me on the basis of one article I think it's apt for me to do the same with you and your comment. ......read more...

[Blog] Marital sex is bad for you

We need an organization for defending us from the evil that is ‘marital sex’. Pre marital sex is amazing! It’s like a war survival manual because it teaches you ‘going in with protection’. If you don’t go in protected it teaches you ‘not leaving your traces in enemy territory’ via ‘timely retreating a.k.a. pulling out’. After all those years of practice to get the timing perfected, you get married. ......read more...

[Blog] Sachin Tendulkar is not God so shut the fuck up!

For your information, the ability to properly whack a red or white hard leather-seamed spheroid with a circumference of 9 inches isn’t the sole requirement for anything Godlike. Still you’ll end up meeting cricket fanatics (nitwits) who’ll almost ejaculate while rambling on and on about Sachin Tendulkar. Can someone please tell these guys to shut up (maybe even change their underwear)? ......read more...

[Blog] Things I don’t want to hear anymore

I’m talking to my friend, telling him that I’ve been reaching late for work since my bus arrives late. He turns to me and says, “I don’t give a rat’s ass.” I kicked his ass for being stupid. What makes people think that I want a rat’s ass? ......read more...

[Blog] Women’s survival guide: Part II

Problem number 3: Marriage: Don’t go for size. You don’t need someone with a huge prick. We’ve evidence. Countless research has shown that women can be satisfied with a 3 inch prick. Contrary to that, you need at least a 6 figure salary to buy the things you want. ......read more...

[Blog] Women’s survival guide: Part I

From empirical evidence, I’ve concluded that women are the next worst thing to decision making since comatose patients. You may call it misogyny but I call it honesty. Now, to make things easier for the ladies and to increase the number of my female fans, I’ve created a survival guide that should help women with some of the most challenging life situations. ......read more...

[Troll] Trolling David Thorne of 27bslash6.com

Hey David, my name is Puru Kumar and I am the Editor-in-chief of an online magazine -- BigFishMag. I haven't really read your articles but my friend told me that you are quite popular on the internet. I was wondering if you could link my website, http://www.bigfishmag.com/ , under the Friends of 27bslash6 section? ......read more...

[Troll] Leo goes to Yahoo chatrooms to spam

This section has been in the works for ages and finally gets to see the light of day. It’s been christened as troll which is actually a misnomer since not everything posted in this section will be a troll. What you’ll find here is trolls, flames, weird chat conversations, email exchanges, screenshots and other shit. ......read more...

Saving Mother Earth with Creativity

I’ve constantly read the line, “Save water! Bathe with your neighbor’s daughter!” After reading it for more than a few times I did what every sane man does when he reads online advice… gave it a try. ......read more...

Living in America for two years doesn’t make you an American

Do you’ve any friends who’ve moved to USA for further studies? I don’t! I deleted them from my friend list, photoshopped them out of my class pictures and slept with theirs pets… out of spite. Don’t blame me for my drastic steps; I couldn’t stand them any longer. ......read more...

An open letter to teenagers across India

Honestly, I would prefer to personally send each of you “future of the nation” teenagers across India a letter but I don’t think you’ll be able to understand this thing known as a sentence. Paragraphs are completely out of the question. I’ve been watching you and I’ve realized that you’re the stupidest thing that has walked on two legs since pigeons. ......read more...

What to do during a nation-wide strike?

When a national strike is called, you’re given two options – either go work or stay at home. You know what? You’re wrong. I’m not in support of either of them. I don’t like working and I don’t like staying at home because of some party that couldn’t even manage to get a majority of votes. So, whenever a strike is called what I do is, I go to my workplace but I don’t do anything. ......read more...

Congratulations, you’ve been banned for being an asshole!

If you are a regular to this site you must be wondering – “What the fuck is going on?” If you are not a regular to this site, firstly, fuck you and secondly, if you are curious, read on. I’m Leonardo DaPinchy, I’ve taken over this site and I’ve done what many others should have done a long time ago – ban everyone from the internet for being assholes. ......read more...

Ten cool things to do after you have put down your papers!

Jobs. Hate them or detest them, you just can’t ignore them! Supercybernetic beings may evolve from men, but the one thing that’ll still suck is their job. But after you have put down your papers, and are serving out your notice is the time when even a job in Commodities trading can be quite fun. ......read more...

Anybody else thinks, Bangalore is a shithole?

Traffic wise we get maximum hits from Mumbai followed by Bangalore (Delhi comes in third… as usual. Something it’s natural at). I realized that the only thing I knew about the great city Bangalore was that it’s a shithole. ......read more...

Hitler sucked and so do Indian Nazi boys

I won’t lie. I thought Hitler pretty much kicked ass but then I turned 14. After reading about Hitler I can safely say that the “Hey, Hitler rulezz” brigade are a bunch of dumbasses with a dash of retards. Frankly, I don’t think my hairy, brown brothers even know the full form of Nazi or even the direction of that damn swastika when they decide to draw it on their notebooks to impress the girl sitting next to them. ......read more...

I'm Rahul Gandhi and I rule

“It’s about time I put the nasty back in dynasty” – Rahul Gandhi

It’s my birthday today. I’m not expecting any presents. If I wanted anything I would just walk in and take it. Just like I walk into an unsuspecting Dalit’s house totally unannounced and have lunch with him. Officially my favorite pastime! ......read more...

Boycott auto rickshaws

I’ve had it with getting rejected by these auto rickshaw wallas. They have countless ridiculous reasons to reject me faster than supermodels with famous footballers for boyfriends would, namely distance too small, auto rickshaw walla won’t get any passenger on his way back, the passenger has a penis, auto rickshaw walla is an asshole, etc. ......read more...


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