Does anyone have an answer to this? Anyone? The entire show looks like an hour long toothpaste commercial. The show has around 15 females perpetually grinning. I guess this is what you get when you put so many females on T.V. They are either sobbing their eyeballs to oblivion or are grinning like dimwits. We need an upper limit on the number of females on T.V. Somewhere between zero and -1.
Where do they pick up these dimwits from? Wait it’s India. The country is filled with dimwits. From this subsets of dimwits three females left a lasting impression on me. By lasting impression I mean internal brain hemorrhage.
One of the females, a 19 year old, said something on these lines “Love is very important to me since I come from a middle class family.” The higher class and the lower class are emotion-less robots, right? They don’t need love. The middle class, on the other hand, need Boeing-747s filled with love. Dumbass female. This female then proceeds to have an emotional upsurge because she feels she has spoken her heart out. Yes, those words did come from her heart because if they came from her brains they would have made some goddamn sense.
And then there is this gum female. When she comes on T.V. all I can see is her gums. Apparently she’s a social worker but I think she’s an alien from the ‘Planet of Gums’. I’m warning you guys. She’s trying to hypnotize us with her massive gums, and then she’ll contact her home planet and take over Earth. They’ll perform experiments on us to study how we have normal sized gums. Worst of all they might try to reproduce. India TV where are you?
Finally there is this ‘Dimpy’ female. If I named my daughter ‘Dimpy’ I’d shoot myself for being stupid. If my wife would suggest ‘Dimpy’ I would still shoot myself. If anyone in my family was named ‘Dimpy’ I’d sue my mother for not aborting me. Who keeps a name like ‘Dimpy’? Anyways, Dimpy ‘cleavage’ Ganguly was too busy working as a model/actress/T.V. host/dumbass so she didn’t have much time for her exams. But she did clear it and now her Facebook status is “Pappu pass hogaya”. Someone stop the fucking press we got a front page story.
PS: The good thing about this show is I now know 15 females with whom I wouldn’t want to be friends or less.
PPS: Lessons from India – You can be in love with someone and may even want to marry him/her without actually speaking or meeting him/her.
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Reply #18 on : Wed February 03, 2010, 20:43:33