Why is Everyone Always Smiling on 'Rahul Ka Swayamvar'?

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Does anyone have an answer to this? Anyone? The entire show looks like an hour long toothpaste commercial. The show has around 15 females perpetually grinning. I guess this is what you get when you put so many females on T.V. They are either sobbing their eyeballs to oblivion or are grinning like dimwits. We need an upper limit on the number of females on T.V. Somewhere between zero and -1.

Where do they pick up these dimwits from? Wait it’s India. The country is filled with dimwits. From this subsets of dimwits three females left a lasting impression on me. By lasting impression I mean internal brain hemorrhage.

One of the females, a 19 year old, said something on these lines “Love is very important to me since I come from a middle class family.” The higher class and the lower class are emotion-less robots, right? They don’t need love. The middle class, on the other hand, need Boeing-747s filled with love. Dumbass female. This female then proceeds to have an emotional upsurge because she feels she has spoken her heart out. Yes, those words did come from her heart because if they came from her brains they would have made some goddamn sense.

And then there is this gum female. When she comes on T.V. all I can see is her gums. Apparently she’s a social worker but I think she’s an alien from the ‘Planet of Gums’. I’m warning you guys. She’s trying to hypnotize us with her massive gums, and then she’ll contact her home planet and take over Earth. They’ll perform experiments on us to study how we have normal sized gums. Worst of all they might try to reproduce. India TV where are you?

Finally there is this ‘Dimpy’ female. If I named my daughter ‘Dimpy’ I’d shoot myself for being stupid. If my wife would suggest ‘Dimpy’ I would still shoot myself. If anyone in my family was named ‘Dimpy’ I’d sue my mother for not aborting me. Who keeps a name like ‘Dimpy’? Anyways, Dimpy ‘cleavage’ Ganguly was too busy working as a model/actress/T.V. host/dumbass so she didn’t have much time for her exams. But she did clear it and now her Facebook status is “Pappu pass hogaya”. Someone stop the fucking press we got a front page story.

PS: The good thing about this show is I now know 15 females with whom I wouldn’t want to be friends or less.

PPS: Lessons from India – You can be in love with someone and may even want to marry him/her without actually speaking or meeting him/her.


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sheenster
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Re: Why is Everyone Always Smiling on 'Rahul Ka Swayamvar'?
Reply #5 on : Thu February 25, 2010, 04:26:24
one of these dimwits (whose name i really give a shit to remember) was asked what's Obama's full name to which she confidently answered..Obama Bin laden
Anonymous
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Re: Why is Everyone Always Smiling on 'Rahul Ka Swayamvar'?
Reply #4 on : Fri March 05, 2010, 01:43:37
Man, u should have put their pics! Would've been even more hilarious!
Anonymous
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Re: Why is Everyone Always Smiling on 'Rahul Ka Swayamvar'?
Reply #3 on : Fri March 12, 2010, 01:04:23
Who the fuck do u think u are Mr. Leo?
u know wat ppl do when they dont hv better work, (n they write these so called smart blogs) they jus criticize n since ur a complete MCP, it just proves!!
Maverick
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Re: Why is Everyone Always Smiling on 'Rahul Ka Swayamvar'?
Reply #2 on : Fri March 26, 2010, 12:31:30
Dude ! Awesome post ! Seriously, you should take a shot at Faking News - you beat those guys by miles !
Leo
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Re: Why is Everyone Always Smiling on 'Rahul Ka Swayamvar'?
Reply #1 on : Fri April 16, 2010, 05:14:06
@ nad

The article was completely in your face. There wasn't much of sarcasm.

@ sheenster

Haha. Your comment gave me an idea. Thanks.

@ Anon

I never thought these guys would be famous enough to have their pics on the internet. I guess adding pics would have made this article better but it's too late for that.

@ Maverick

I'm really touched by your comment. We do fake news articles once in a while. One of the first articles on our site has been a fake news. Wasim Kadak is good at it, I on the other hand suck balls because my journalistic writing skills are as good as Priyanka Chopra's acting skills.

Regarding the guys at fakingnewsdotcom. It's usually one bloke, Pagal Patrakar, who writes articles. He's creative, prolific and funny. I won't get into comparisons but he's doing the Indian internet scene a lot of good.
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