Haven’t written a word in five months (apart from some kickass fiction writing for B-school SOPs), but it took only a solitary glance at one of the biggest scumbags to have walked this earth to get me back and barking.
But before I reveal the name of this man who makes SPS RatWhore appear as innocent as a 14 year old virgin, let’s indulge in a little case study.
Suppose you were asked to name the two richest movie stars in India today and say you were to name Amitabh Bacchhan and Shahrukh Khan. Do you think they have enough money so as to have some freaking scruples and principles? Do you think they would have the spine to resist eternal damnation which would come from an association with this evil scamster who would sell his mother’s breasts in exchange for an extra centimeter on his penis?
Chances are you would say ‘Yes’ to both those questions. But you underestimate the guile of the scamster in question. Here is a man with no principles, no values and no talent apart from fraud, (Remember ENRON?), and our film stars sell out to fairness creams and ‘youth’ colas, so a ‘management guru’ and his ‘educational institution’ would still seem credible.
Yes, I speak of Arin’damn’ Chodhary.
If you live in India and haven’t heard of this SOB, you might want to fertilize yourself first, wait a year or two and look up ‘media’ in the dictionary. Every damn day in every damn newspaper and on every damn news channel, you see an idiot in a ponytail, proclaiming himself as the author of two bestselling books, Dean-IIPM and Founder-President of Planman CONsulting. Sounds Impressive, No?
Let me take his claims apart one by one.
1. Bestselling Books : They are a pile of crap and a load of rubbish. If ‘Twilight’ can be a bestseller, so can ‘A collection of pictures of me pooping till I was 10’, also available in Spanish as ‘Count your chickens before they Hatch’. A follow up to the book ‘Selecting which armpit to shave first’, (in Spanish as ‘Discover the Diamond in you’ ) has also been topping the lists recently. Jokes apart, I completely and absolutely consider this man incapable of stringing an essay together, let alone a book. Also, the availability of cheap and easy ghost writers for hire (google the emboldened text and you’ll know what I mean.) reaffirms my belief. Anyone still doubting my theory should watch ’Rok Sako To Rok Lo’, the maestro’s foray into scriptwriting to ascertain how much talent he possesses.
2. IIPM: This is Satan’s brainchild, whose care he has entrusted to his humble lieutenant. The slogan ‘Dare to think beyond the IIMs‘ is actually targeted at people who don’t think at all. Ever wondered why you see IIPM ads only in newspapers and on television, and not on the internet? Coz’ IIPM is afraid you will *gasp*google it!! One good google search and you are bound to encounter Career360.com's article on IIPM and millions of other IIPM exposé and negative experiences. And inspite of all this information, there are ignorant, and no doubt innocent young people being lured into this trap every goddamn day. Does that twit Shahrukh Khan even know how many young people he cheats out of an education everytime he mutters those rehearsed lines ‘I’ll see you at IIPM’? Would he send his kids to IIPM? Does our government not even give a fuck about these people? There are some absolute horror stories about people from UP,Bihar, Orissa and the likes who have taken loans for an education at this sham of a college, and yet our government does nothing. And our film stars, our ‘heroes’ and ‘youth icons’ want to see us there.
Fuck these people. I hope they burn in hell.
I have personally decided to spend some time (after my own business education) counseling students so that they don’t fall prey to such Satanic works of art, and you can help by forwarding this article, or the one linking out above.
(Meanwhile, Arin ‘damn’ is driving his Bentley up and down Bandra-Worli Sealink, and picking up fruity gigolos for his late-night business meetings.)
3. Founder and President, Planman CONsulting: This one is just plain jerk-off. I am Founder and President of BigFishMag.com. Now, give me all your money and let your daughters blow me.
I think not.
He might be evil, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that the guy is a genius. A conman par excellence, he has scammed millions of rich, poor and yes, ignorant folk of their money, using the tools of ‘celebrity’ and ‘media’. Both of whom have lower principles than whores in our country. Arin’damn’ knows that and has exploited just that.
His next best seller: Indian Ignorance Profits Me: The IIPM story.