Fucked over by the mighty CAT. Use the following to save your skin.

1. I am trying my luck at IIPM. The IIMs were just back-ups.


2. Due to the fuck ups by Prometric this was the easiest CAT ever. If I cleared this and entered IIM I would never be able to look at myself in the mirror. When CAT goes back to its previous standards then I’ll bell it.


3. If I cleared CAT and got into the IIMs I would be stealing the education opportunities of the local populace. I don’t want to do that.


4. Most of the guys from IIMs end up becoming entrepreneurs. If I had to become an entrepreneur I would drop out of college like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs or apna very own Dhirubhai Ambani. Why spend time and money on an MBA if I had to start my own business.


5. IIM is too much of a narcissist B-school. Don’t believe me? Notice it has two ‘I’s in its name. I’m looking for a B-school with a ‘v’ in its name. Only such a school will teach team work.

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Chuck
Posts: 8

Ideal BSchool for you would be...
Reply #8 on : Sun February 28, 2010, 10:46:39

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VGSoM :)

Rasool
Posts: 8

@Chuck
Reply #7 on : Sun February 28, 2010, 10:58:27

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Damn it! That should be a quiz/app on facebook!

thebantaiwarrior
Posts: 8

Re: 5 Excuses You Can Use if You Didn’t Bell the CAT
Reply #6 on : Sun February 28, 2010, 11:03:33

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@chuck

u must be from iit kgp...
vgsom :P
good one lol..
reveal ur name and we will meet for a beer...
yes i know i am wasted...

Rasool
Posts: 8

Re: 5 Excuses You Can Use if You Didn’t Bell the CAT
Reply #5 on : Sun February 28, 2010, 11:20:34

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MICAn hai woh.
And when you coming back?
Need my iPod:)

Leo
Posts: 8

Re: 5 Excuses You Can Use if You Didn’t Bell the CAT
Reply #4 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 02:53:56

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Question 1. What is VGSoM???

Question 2. Why are people chatting on this article?