Dear Dumbsel,
Being the asshole that I am, I usually receive pissed off comments but since you took the effort to spend around 40 minutes on my site despite bitching about each and every article that you read shows that you enjoyed them and derived some sort of sick pleasure from it. Because when I don’t like something you know what I do? I don’t do it!
Either that or maybe you are a really slow reader.
Anyways, there was something really unique in your comments - none of them had periods in them. I will refrain from cracking a period joke. I hope you will have the imagination to add one at this moment and proceed to laugh.
Since you took the efforts to post 5 comments I’ve dedicated an entire post to you.
Comment #1.
In reply to: Why is Everyone Always Smiling on 'Rahul Ka Swayamvar'?
Fri March 12, 2010, 01:04:23
Who the fuck do u think u are Mr. Leo?
u know wat ppl do when they dont hv better work, (n they write these so called smart blogs) they jus criticize n since ur a complete MCP, it just proves!!
I think I’m Leo. You are really good at asking questions. Maybe you could be a detective. Detective Dumbsel.
By the way, you know what people do when they have "better work"? They criticize - on comment sections of sites which they were never invited to - about other people criticizing. I guess you couldn’t type in normal English and had to fall back on SMS English since you were so fucking busy doing “better work”. I hope to receive some insights on what exactly this "better work" is and also do let me know what a complete MCP is. Is it different from an incomplete MCP?
Comment #2 & #3.
In reply to: The Facebook Bra Color Fiasco
Fri March 12, 2010, 01:14:55
btw u dumbass Leo, every girl who dint post it does not mean she was not wearin one, it jus could hv different reasons, again which was not meant for U GUYS
… and again on the same article.
Fri March 12, 2010, 01:21:58
u need to get a life dude, ur so full of negativity, ur sarcasm isnt even funny, its jus shows how frustrated/ wasted u are in life, instead of spreadin sarcasm n jus cribbin, do somethin abt the things u dont like or crib abt, or else ur blogs wud be exactly how u described the entire Bra campaign, A COMPLETE WASTE!!
First of all, in case you missed school - sentences end with periods and not commas.
The two comments where separated by 7 minutes. What did you do in the interim? Sit and think about how to write a comment that doesn’t make sense and contradicts what you are trying to say?
Maybe you type real slow. If that's true, it’s a good thing you chose SMS English. Typing in proper English like the rest of us normal people would have taken you another 7 minutes.
And you say that I’m so full of negativity and hence my sarcasm isn’t funny? Good connection. Since you are so well versed in logic I hope one day you’ll realize that you are cribbing about someone else cribbing. Hopefully you’ll have a camera at the moment you realize that. Do click a photo as I want to see the expression on your face.
Also, I ‘m sorry. I don’t wish to do anything about the things that bother me. I’m not going to go around cleaning the place when people like you shit all over it.
Since you like to criticize so much how about you buy a domain, buy hosting space, build a site and post your rants there. To help you along I’m suggesting a few domain names
www.I’mADumbass.com
www.WhereAreMyPeriods.com
www.ThisSiteSucksSoMuchIThinkIShouldSpend40MinutesOnIt.com
Comment #4.
In reply to: Fuck the Tigers! Let Them Die!
Fri March 12, 2010, 01:28:24
Hey Leo- Ur just a FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
Hey Dumbsel. I’m just a fucking asshole? You want me to be more than a fucking asshole?
Comment #5.
In reply to:The Well Researched Truths About Women
Fri March 12, 2010, 01:46:26
Hey Leo
Question- ur mom's a DUMBASS acc to u right?
Hey Dumbsel,
Answer – No. You are a dumbass according to me.
Thank you for typing dumbass in caps I would have missed it and probably focused more on the letter ‘a’ right before the word ‘dumbass’ or on the word ‘acc’ right after the word 'dumbass'. Your caps technique is amazing. I think it has a lot of potential if used well. You should file for a patent. You can file it under the section ‘shit no one will use’. You can then quit your “better job” and make big bucks out your caps technique. Set up an advertisement firm. You can have a sign-board that says “We capitalize the word you want people to focus on… yes that’s all we do.” Do send me 50% of the profit since according to you I’m wasted and have no life.
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Reply #30 on : Fri March 12, 2010, 22:47:43