The answer: piss them off more. I know by doing this I’m giving them more attention then they deserve but fuck it. This post is in response to two comments by two different people.
Comment #1.
In reply to: Fuck the Tigers! Let Them Die!
Wed March 24, 2010, 04:24:00
man this guy is a complete jerk.... is ur parents alive... i bet ur father forgot a condom when he fucked ur mom....
sick old bastard...
In my English question papers during my school days we had a story writing part where we were given a few sentences separated by hyphens and we had to make a story using those sentences. Your comment looks like a question that would have appeared in my question paper. So, I’ll go ahead and write a story on this.
Once upon a time, in the year 2010, there was a guy who was a complete jerk. His favourite pastime was gambling. He had invented his own gambling game. He went door to door asking people if their parents were alive. If their parents were alive he would place a bet. The bet was their father had forgotten a condom while fucking their mom. He lost the bet every time. What he never realized is to produce an offspring it is mandatory that the male organ be used in all its naked glory. If a condom was indeed to be used it’s next to impossible to forget it. Sex being a two organ process the male organ becomes the cynosure. Being the cynosure it being naked when it’s not supposed to be won’t go unnoticed.
One fine day he came to my site to post a comment. He was really frustrated with his life due to constantly losing every bet he ever made. This was visible from his inability to form meaningful sentences. He completed his sentences with multiple periods. One wasn’t good enough for him. He was looking to place a bet. I, Leo, knew that if I accepted the bet Mr. Frustrated would lose the bet again and turn into a sick old bastard. So I wrote him a story instead. The end.
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Comment #2.
In reply to: Reasons Why Children Should not be Allowed to Play Holi
Fri March 19, 2010, 03:13:19
Just remember you were also a kid sometime and were also equally irritating. So think b4 writing.
I'm overjoyed that you reminded me of the fact that at one point of my life I too was a child. For a moment I had completely forgotten about the general life-cycle i.e. childhood - teenage - adulthood - old age - death. I thought I missed the child phase and jumped straight to teenage. You astute insights have brought me back to reality. Your wisdom is profound. I bet King Solomon, the wisest man to have ever lived according to the Bible, must be twisting and turning in this grave as he has now found a competitor to his title. I’ve taken a print out of your one line of wisdom and pasted it on my wall. Now I shall never forget the general life-cycle. I’m forever indebted.
Also, your advice of ‘think before writing’ is something I'm looking forward to implementing with feverish excitement. I always thought there was something missing when I sat down to write my articles. When I read your comments I realized I wasn't thinking when I was writing my articles. I was like a zombie whose hands moved on their on accord to type these articles. Amazingly I did come up with really good articles without even having a single thought in my head. I wonder how kickass my articles would be if I sat to think before writing.
But I’ve a feeling that maybe it wasn’t me writing since I wasn’t thinking at all as you pointed it out. In fact I guess it was the pissed off spirit of a blogger who was using me as a platform for expression. I feel used and exploited and I'm going to go forward and get a pregnancy test as well. You can’t be too careful these days. If you don't believe that ghosts can impregnate, you should watch the movie ‘Paheli’ where SRK (a ghost) impregnates a female. I believe ghost sperm cannot be blocked with condoms from the human dimension. So I think I’m pretty much fucked. Why is this happening to me just when I was starting off with my career? How am I gonna face my parents? Will my child be a ghost or a human? Will society accept me? You can find the answers to all these in my latest book titled ‘The travails of a single man who was fucked by a ghost’.
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Reply #15 on : Fri March 26, 2010, 17:52:50