Fuck Sania Mirza, fuck Shoaib Malik and fuck all you assholes who have a problem with their marriage. Initially, I thought everyone was kidding when they showed concern over Sania's plans of getting married to Shoaib. I mean who would give a shit about Sania Mirza a.k.a. ‘Over Hyped Talentless Tenis Player’ (OHTTP) and Shoaib Malik a.k.a. ‘Who The Hell Is This Guy’ (WTHITG)? The ideal answer to this question should have been - even someone with diarrhea won’t give a shit about these two.
But apparently people weren’t joking. I would understand if people were worried about the kind of offspring these two would end up producing. Would their offspring be mediocre in tennis? Mediocre in cricket? Or Mediocre in general? But the reason for this outburst revolves around the fact that Shoaib is a Paki and losing a famous Indian female to a Paki is something Indians are not prepared for. This is the point where I went WTF.
Seriously, what is wrong with you idiots? This is a golden opportunity to offload Sania. What makes this opportunity amazing is we’re offloading the OHTTP to a country that has been a prick of a neighbour. Here you go Pak, my brother, you can have her. In fact you deserve her, she being the most apt personification of mediocrity our country has ever produced. While we are at it can we send Priyanka Chopra along as well? The country is too populated anyways and we don’t need talentless hacks who are portrayed as role models or youth icons. Maybe we can have real actors and real athletes, some real fucking role models.
I know Pakistan is currently all smiles about this deal but they’ll realize that they’ve gotten the shorter end of the straw when they’ll have Sania play tennis for their country and she does something with a racket which is supposed to resemble the act of playing the sport of tennis but is actually a grown up female making an ass of herself… live. Guess who’ll be laughing then? Me! I know I’m laughing now but I’ll laugh then as well.
So all you suckers can bitch and moan as much as you want but this deal is going through. Come this April 15th Sania will be married and then the media can focus on important issues such as ‘why the fuck is no one RTing my goddamn tweets?’.
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Reply #23 on : Sat April 10, 2010, 00:21:21