The IPL world with all its Gods(Lalit Modi) and Devils(Lalit Modi) fathomed a new low yesterday when a controversy concerning the beloved ZooZoos was made public.
The cute, jovial ZooZoos we know, gamboling in their two tone world are capable of crass humanity as well, is what BigFish photographer Mr. Roving Eye captured.
Seen in the picture below is ZooZoo1 walking out a bar with a beer can, sporting an uncharacteristic stubble and a middle finger. Recent history has taught us that this is usually the precursor to traffic police being crushed or pavement dwellers being run over. All efforts at BFM headquarters to pinpoint the exact identity of ZooZoo1 have been in vain. He could be the man of the match ZooZoo, the one eaten by the crocodile or even one who likes to photocopy his own head. The general mood of exasperation at BFM office was summed up in “They all fucking look the same.”
There’s just one another picture that could be taken before our cameraman was assaulted by a ZooZoo bodyguard. Roving Eye has had problems with focusing his eye ever since the encounter and cannot take a picture without a tripod under his chin anymore.
You are being warned regarding the graphic nature of the aforementioned picture. Only if you are 18 years or above, have a written consent from mummy and were not born in a test tube may you click on the link below.
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The biggest shocker of the entire
proceedings still does not concern the IPL at all. The tussle involving
ZooZoo1, ZooZoo Bodyguard and Roving Eye inadvertently left ZooZoo1s
cellphone behind. A single look at the screen revealed that the ZooZoo
phone did not have Vodafone as the service provider!! We cannot
disclose the name we read on the screen but we can certainly tell that
as soon as this news appeared Aircel decided to stop pushing the ‘Save
Tigers’ campaign, maybe realizing that they do not need fabricated
indignation to sell Sim cards when they already have their rivals
mascot as a user.
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Reply #87 on : Sat April 24, 2010, 01:41:11