Xross Wheeler came, Xross Wheeler saw, Xross Wheeler commented on the article 'Parents Are Overrated'.
"ITS NOT FUNNY
Hey Leo
I am just interested in knowing your limit, you know, the line which even YOU would not like to cross.
Regards
Xrosswheeler"
Dear Xross Wheeler,
Let’s start with the title of your comment – ‘ITS NOT FUNNY’. Typing in caps doesn’t make a point, unless the point you were trying to make is, ‘I’m a dumbass, look at me’. Also, it is ‘it’s’ not ‘its’. Jesus! In a three word sentence you fucked up one word. Nonetheless, you can take a printout of that sentence and use it as your résumé. The kindergarten school in my neighborhood needs a janitor. I think you’re perfect.
You said you’re just interested in knowing my limit? What the fuck is just interested? Do you mean that you don’t want to know anything else? I guess if you were a little more curious you would have had an eventful life and you wouldn’t go around on random websites asking their creators what their limit is.
This post is about you, so let’s talk about your limits. To do that let’s define the function – xcrosswheeler. xrosswheeler is a function of many variables, curiosity being one of them.
There are a few equations that need to be defined before we proceed further with this mathematical problem.
xrosswheeler(curiosity)
= Becomes the janitor of Leo’s neighborhood kindergarten school When curiosity = 0
= Thinks the moniker Xross Wheeler is cool When curiosity = -1
= not defined When curiosity = any other value
Now, let’s find the limit of xrosswheeler(curiosity) as it approaches 1.
This equation is mathematically incorrect but it’s true and should be accepted without proof.
By the way, since it would be rude of me to not answer any of your questions, the below image is the answer to your question, ‘which line would Leo not cross?’
I was going to end my post with the above image but then I found out something - a link to your blog. I see you’ve taken the internet world by a storm. A storm so powerful that it has forced everyone to evacuate the internet. That’s what it looks like when I see your blog posts getting zero comments.
Your amazing talent at creating poems and using forwards as blog posts has earned you a grand total of one follower which co-incidentally is you. With online competition so fierce, I think I’m going to quit writing. Also, after reading your "funny" posts, you calling my articles not funny is justified.
The caption of your blog states – ‘this is a place where you can find anything and everything’. I hope you do know that pornography and my farts also come under anything and everything. But I couldn't find either. Thanks for lying, asshole.
I proceeded to check your facebook profile. Your ‘about me’ section says that you’re rebellious as well as loyal. I guess someone forgot to point out that those are antonyms, Mr. Moron. It also says that –“I’m a big idiot”. Good job, you finally got something right.
PS: Mohit and Xross are both from Gurgaon. Gurgaon, I’ve lost faith in ye.
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Reply #61 on : Sun May 16, 2010, 05:51:30