Long story short: This led to this and now this post is my final reply.
Dear Xross Wheeler,
I would like to gift you with a shovel since you can’t find the humor in my articles. Maybe a lil’ digging and you would understand what I was trying to say. But since you can’t get what I’m saying, I can either stop being funny or point out my jokes. I choose the latter despite the fact that there is nothing worse than a comedian explaining his jokes. I’ll save you the cerebral activity required to understand why I wrote what I wrote by point it out to you. Then, I’ll get to your blog on me. Be prepared to feel like a total dumbass.
You think all parents deserve respect? Ask that child who was abandoned at birth whether he should respect his parents. Just giving birth ain’t enough. Respect is to be earned which, in my case, my parents have. Accordingly, you need to earn your respect which, in my case, I haven’t yet.
Did it ever occur to you that my article could have been about angsty teenagers who think they are always right?
Notice the lines ‘that allowance which you deserve’ and ‘If you want to come home late reeking of alcohol and end up collapsing on the floor, it’s your decision and they can’t stop you’. Maybe, just maybe, those lines were about twerps who think that they deserve an allowance and complete freedom to do what they want. Frankly, no one deserves anything. You want something, you earn it.
Maybe ‘the pay your mom Rs. 20000 * 9’ means that most kids pay their mothers their first salary and then continue to give money home for around a year or two and then completely forget about their parents. Oh no! How can it mean that? It wasn’t stated directly and I, Xross Wheeler, do not want to think while I read.
Now moving on to your blogpost, I’m sorry that I offended to you so much by writing an article titled “Parents Are Overrated”. What a filthy bastard I am! I’m really grateful you did the noble act of coming up with a detailed description on how my ancestry reproduced. That was some clean, good fun! If you compare my article and your article I think it’s pretty evident who here is the fucked up, foul-mouthed guy with internet access.
I’ll give you the basic gist of your post. Someone fucked my grand-mom and someone fucked my mom. Wow! The originality and imagination in your post jumped out of my screen and kicked me till I died of excessive bleeding. If you are going to flame someone with ‘hey someone fucked your mom’, try getting a broader perspective and a sense of humor instead. I guess you may choke on creativity but it’s worth a try.
I’m not going to respond to each and every point you made since it’s not worth it. But there are a few points that make me hope that Gurgaon (your location) gets quarantined and someone passes a bill that outlaws procreation.
I was almost offended by your comic but alas, I didn’t have a microscope. What font size did you use? Font size == Amoeba? And those are some fucked up humans that you’ve drawn. The guy’s neck is separated from his head and it looks like his centre of gravity is somewhere in Pluto. Heard of gravity? Doesn’t look like it. And the baby is continuously floating but is still heavy enough to have the weight of the woman permanently shifted to her left. Looking at this image Newton came back to life, slit his throat and did a back flip of a cliff.
People have their mouth open when they talk and they look at each other. But your masterpieces of shit - shit figures if you may – were to busy managing a balancing act to took at each other while talking.
I’ve sent you 300 bucks. Do take your shit figures to a barber or for the politically correct – hairdresser also buy yourself a text book on elementary physics.
Regarding your headlines always being in caps, check the image below.
And your equations state that you want to fuck me if your curiosity approaches positive or negative infinity. I couldn’t find of a better way to disclose your bi-curious nature.
Regards,
Leo.
PS: This post wasn’t meant to own your ass and is my last reply.
PPS: No more replying to people who live in Gurgaon.
Update:
Yes, I agree that my first post on you was uncalled for and could have been avoided. In the comment section, I said I regretted posting it because when I had the opportunity to make you laugh and give you a distraction from the monotony of life, I chose to piss you off and chop your ego. You may not like the parents article… fine. But I’m not going to write in a specific way or on specific topics because people like or don’t like it. The same lack of censorship that produced the parents article also produced articles which you enjoyed reading. I’m calling a truce on this and this post marks an official end to full blogpost replies to hate comments as it censors feedback.
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Reply #147 on : Wed May 19, 2010, 02:24:31