Anyone who makes a living out of the misfortunes of others is an asshole. When you are down with fever or have a medical complication or have a burning sensation while you pee, you expect someone to help you. Help you without expecting anything in return. But do these doctors help you without shoving a badly written, 4 digit figure bill down your hand? Assholes! All of them! They expect more people to fall sick every day so that they can make more money to buy big, shiny cars in which their wives perform a mouth to penis resuscitation. Their wives are always doctors or nurses which I feel is kinda incestuous.
The worst thing about doctors is male doctors. Who in their right mind wants to show any of his body parts to a male, the middle finger being an obvious exception? Who knows the doctor might get turned on and start humping you because males will hump anything that moves and sometimes things like pillows that obviously don’t move. Doctors are supposed to be females and smoking hot. What non gay guy wants to be a doctor anyway? A profession that involved cutting and stitching is clearly a women’s job. Next thing you know these guys will want to put lipstick and mascara. It’s ridiculous to suggest castration to a guy who is wants to become a doctor. His testicles will abandon him as soon as he joins medical school.
Hot and buxom doctors and hot and even more buxom nurses! That’s how the place is supposed to look like. A hospital should give you the feeling of heaven because if you go there they’ll make sure heaven is your next stop, either financially or in the real sense you’ll be dead.
“But Leo, why do you hate doctors? These guys save lives.”
There is nothing noble in saving someone’s life and accepting money in exchange for your duties. The sole reason for them being in this profession is to make big bucks. If that wasn’t enough the once heralded saviors have further turned into money milking bastards. A normal visit to them and you’ll be asked to give tests that you never required. We all know that tests are bad, both academic and medical. Academic test have resulted in kids committing suicide. Tests must be permanently abolished. Worse is an inessential test. No one ever wants to give an inessential test by shelling out money that could have been used to buy useful products like Flobots CDs. These guys milk you so bad if they got into the dairy business all the cows would have sore titties.
These sneaky bastards trick you into taking these tests and getting surgery which you never required by using massive, medical words which common folks won’t understand. As a male I require to know only two medical words, coitus and rectum, so that I can get the fuck away from people who use it in the same sentence. These guys are like thesaurus whores. Thesaurus whores are people who replace simple words with gigantic, never used words to trick gullible folks into believing that they have a positive IQ. Every time I come across a thesaurus whore, I feel the guillotine needs to make a comeback.
Doctors are so deceitful they should change their profession. There is only one profession where corruption is legalized and acceptable namely politics. You can cheat, lie and make money while having a smiling, filled with purity face and trust me people won’t have a problem with it. Voting for an educated crook is something I look forward to.
The only one thing more revolting than a doctor is a government doctor. It’s taken for granted that anything with the prefix ‘government’ sucks balls but in this case these guys suck so bad they could create a new black hole. These guys get paid for just punching their card twice, on reaching and before leaving. Whoever said having a job meant a lot of work never thought of doing a government job. A printer that takes a three page printout daily does a more productive job than these guys.
I hate doctors so much that I hope they are humped by a pack of rabid horny wolves that are at the peak of their sexual frenzy.
PS: Marriage between two doctors must be abolished. Male doctors don’t have balls so technically it’s a lesbian wedding. These couple will end up saving shit loads of money because they can share their lipstick, purses, skirts, panties, etc. This won’t be fair to the other normal couples.
Disclaimer: Sadly no doctor was harmed in the making of this article.
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Reply #66 on : Mon May 24, 2010, 00:52:59