I won’t lie. I thought Hitler pretty much kicked ass but then I turned 14. After reading about Hitler I can safely say that the “Hey, Hitler rulezz” brigade are a bunch of dumbasses with a dash of retards. Frankly, I don’t think my hairy, brown brothers even know the full form of Nazi or even the direction of that damn swastika when they decide to draw it on their notebooks to impress the girl sitting next to them. So, if you are above 14 and brown like me and still think Hitler owns, the feeling I feel can be described in one word – “facepalm”. Here’s why.
Every Hitler fan boy says that he totally agrees with the Nazi philosophy, the Nazi philosophy that was learnt from reading three pages of Mein Kampf, front and back cover included. So, let me give you some Nazi philosophy to choke on.
The Nazis believed in the supremacy of an Aryan master race and claimed that Germans represent the most pure Aryan nation
You’re not a Nordic Aryan. You’re not white. And you sure as fuck aren’t a German. Taking “German” as a subject for two years doesn’t make you a German and neither does listening to Rammstein. You’re brown and no amount of fairness cream/ horse semen is going to change that fact. Being born as the brown hairy shit that you are, you are automatically disqualified from being a Nazi. On the contrary agreeing with the Nazi philosophy means that you agree that you’re an inferior race. Good job! If you think so lowly about yourself how about you do the dishes in my house?
Bullshit (read: Nazi philosophy) aside the only other half-assed point that Nazi boys have in support of Hitler is that he brought development to Germany. Coincidently logic and history say otherwise so let me educate your uninformed ass. Hitler led Germany to the World War II and Germany lost the war. Therefore Hitler is responsible for Germany’s defeat and hence responsible for the entire war aftermath which was the death of over five million German soldiers and civilians; large territorial losses; the expulsion of about 15 million Germans from the eastern areas of Germany and other countries and mass rape of German women. If that’s development I think you should retake your high school English course. If you guys would have spent time studying rather than trying to impress girls/boys maybe you wouldn’t be half as stupid as your are… I’m not counting on it though.
Despite all this I spent 5 minutes (since you are not worth more than that) thinking of one good reason why people would admire Hitler. Even on a personal level he sucks. He had one testicle and had problems with his teeth. He has variously been said to have had irritable bowel syndrome (see right image for proof), skin lesions, irregular heartbeat, Parkinson's disease, syphilis and Asperger syndrome. This guy is one disease short of being a medical appendix. He was a vegetarian (by choice) which makes him a pussy and he also had a profound and deep love of animals which makes him a bestiality lover in denial. When he’s not busy killing Jews, Hitler was found stroking dogs. And I’m not even getting to his moustache (I’ve seen better looking pubic hair). Also, I’m sure this guy was on some serious drugs as he professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews. Yes, Jesus when not preaching ‘love your neighbor’ went around bullying Jews.
At this point you must be thinking that you are really stupid. If you aren’t you should. If those watertight points weren’t enough I got more. Funny isn’t it that desi Nazi boys were outraged with racism against Indians in Australia? Ooooh! What happened? Doesn’t feel so great to be judged on the basis of your color, especially if you are on the losing side? I’ve seen hypocrites but you guys take the cake and hump it repeatedly. Here’s what I do when I met a Nazi boy and he tells me that he’s got an erection for Hitler, I tell him I’m Jewish and then watch him squirm and struggle to get the words out of his mouth.
PS: Don’t even bother telling me that we need an autocrat for progress. There were more autocrats than Hitler but strangely you know only one name. What happened to Pol Pot, Mussolini, Musharraf and Castro? Our country doesn’t need a dictator to progress, it needs dumbasses like you to get a proper fucking education.
PPS: Also, Hitler killed homosexuals and disabled. Boy! Here’s a man with balls a ball of steel. What next? Hitler challenges a new born to a round of boxing? For your information, there were rumors that Hitler was a homosexual. I’ve added some pictures to promote this rumor.
Hitler is all smiles. He has been saving himself and he can’t wait for the first night. He’s so excited that he doesn’t need to take a dip in the waters of Venice to get wet.
Just look at Hitler in that picture. His expression can best be described as sensitive. I couldn't pull off a better effiminate pose on purpose. His lips are puckered up, he's learning to the left like a nancy boy and he’s holding his crotch which probably is sore after a wild night of getting sandwiched between those two.
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Reply #37 on : Sun June 20, 2010, 04:58:57