Traffic wise we get maximum hits from Mumbai followed by Bangalore (Delhi comes in third… as usual. Something it’s natural at). I realized that the only thing I knew about the great city Bangalore was that it’s a shithole. So I innocently asked the question ‘Anybody else thinks, Bangalore is a shithole?’ … with hopes of being enlightened. Since only one person responded to it and he was either 1. Acting like a dumbass or 2. Was a dumbass, I think I can safely say that Banglore is a shithole. Don’t believe me look at the sole comment in defense of Bangalore by someone called AdditiveWhiteGuassianNoise a.k.a AWGN.
“Bangalore doesn't have a metro,we have air conditioned volvo buses.Fuck yeah!! The girls are hot and we get all the major metal bands.And the Bangalore weather is pleasant 24x7.Don't get me started on the Bombay humidity....and the beaches in Bombay are puke inducing...then again that would explain the color of the beach...The only reason Bombay is famous is cause of Slumdog Millionaire.You know a city is shit when they're proud of their slums.Go on have a dig at me.
Cheers!!”
I’m really assuming this is a troll. Nonetheless as AWGN is the sole torchbearer of the greatness that is Bangalore here’s my rebuttal, dear AWGN.
- When I think of something that would make me proud of my city, I never thought it would be the lack of a Metro. “Holy shit! Bangalore doesn’t have a Metro! I’m there!” Countless villages don’t have metros and too bad Namma Metro is being developed and is expected to be operational by 2012 in Banglore. The sole thing to be proud of has been ripped away from you and has been replaced with a rapid transit system that will make traveling easy. What are you going to be proud of now? Lack of a monorail?
- If Bangalore weather is pleasant 24x7 then you don’t really need air conditioned Volvo buses, do you?
- All the major metal bands? What you get is a bunch of geriatrics doing what they were famous for 25 years back. That’s how late they are. It’s not an achievement when members of the band performing have to be careful of stepping over fellow band member's testicles because they are sagging all the way till the floor. “Hey Bruce, watch where you are running! You nearly stepped on me testicles”. “Sorry Dave, my bad!” The rolling stones have gathered moss and Iron Maiden doesn’t get hard anymore. And this time you have that really famous boy band - 'Lamb of God'. I haven’t heard of a band with a name this sissy. What next? ‘Leaf of a Tree’? Metal? Bah!!!
Also, AWGN decided to poke fun at Bombay in order to tick me off. Dear AWGN, I guess I would have been offended but the article that you commented on was titled, ‘I still hate Delhi …. And Bombay’. You should be permanently, banned from being a representative of Bangalore or any other location or group. I’m really hoping that you are trolling either that or it looks like you have a penchant for stupidity.
Look at the below image.
If that was not enough, all hopes that you are not retarded came crashing when you commented about my ‘Parents are overrated’ article on the Hitler article. There is a comment section below every article for a reason. There is a place for everything. If there were men who ventured into the ladies’ room and decided to play a game of chess with themselves you would be one of them. Not be outdone by your abysmal spatial skills you decided to post one gem of a line.
Honestly,I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
>> but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
That not only implies that you are trying to get your head up your own ass but you are not able to get it that far up. Good job, you are a failure at head anal insertion! Wow! The city of pubs is so entertaining we have a man trying to shove his head up his ass to understand what an article means! How about this? You don’t understand it? Read it again! Much less painful and much less embarrassing. Is this what those excellent colleges in Bangalore taught you? The least you could have done was ask me. I would have explained it to you. Look at you now! You not only didn’t understand my article but you also have a head that smells. It would be nice to have your head permanently up your ass this would justify why your comments seem like they are coming from somewhere between your small intestine and your asshole.
If I still had any doubts left about you, Bangalore and humanity in general, you sledge-hammered it into oblivion with your eureka moment.
7.Now i see why leo has a dig at people..It's boner inducing.Think i've just found myself a new hobby.
You require taking a dig at people to get a boner? One word dude – Viagra. And if you need to take a dig at random strangers to get an erection, I doubt your claims of Bangalore girls being hot. Beware Bangalore, you’ve a man who’s new hobby is getting boners!
PS: You wanted attention? There you go! I hope you are happy now!
PPS: I found of one of AWGN’s earlier comments.
Bombay and Delhi can fight over second place 'cause Bangalore is number one (:
Bangalore being number one is like winning a flower arrangement competition – no one really cares. I was wondering why your smiley was upside down. Then I realized that you like to shove your head up your ass.
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Reply #137 on : Tue June 22, 2010, 04:26:13