Thanks, for the seal of the president of USA on the top left. Maybe we would have confused him for a stone instead. What’s it with Americans and cockiness? Why not put a hologram on Obama as well? Next time we send our politicians they’ll have an ISI approved mark. By the way, Michelle is really dissapointed , “You promised to take me to Paris this winter! If I really wanted to see so many Indians, I would have gone to the silicon valley or maybe New Jersey.”
Manmohan sends a clear signal to Americans, if you don’t help us solve the Pakistan terrorism issue we’ll hug your President in an awkward manner. Either that or he’s totally floored by Obama, “Take me, I’m all yours tonight.” Obama on the other hand is confused. ‘This guy seems alive. Who the fuck told me he’s a puppet?’
Obama cracks a joke and asks for a high five. Manmohan Singh is confused and decides to be Superman instead. Obama doesn’t know that this picture will be used by congress for the next elections because his palm makes the congress symbol. BJP was desperately hoping that Obama would contort his fingers to resemble a lotus. Better luck next time fellas.
In India, you are only allowed to touch people of your own gender.The right wing is happy and the world thinks we are gay. Thanks! Obama regrets having hugged Manmohan. ‘Damn this guy won’t leave my hands now.’ The two couples are probably going to walk into the sunset holding hands, while making promises of spending the rest of their lives together. Ah! A happy ending.
Man on the left, "I was expecting someone with this big titties. I'm disappointed." Obama, “So was I. All I got was a man with a turban who couldn’t even hug me properly. Tat for tat, bitches!” Michelle, “Yes, someone died and was buried here a long time back… yawn. Humayun wasn’t excited to be here, why should I care?”
Dejected school girl, “You guys promised me Americans! These guys look like the before on the ‘fair and lovely’ ad. Goddamnit! I knew I could never trust the government.” Also, America’s first black president is fairer than almost everyone else in this pic. God really hates Indians. He should have just given us two heads, we look like freaks anyways.
Obama, “This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to check out some Indian school girls. Despite all the call centers why the hell can’t people understand what I mean?”
Kid in uniform, "Oh please let there be a h1b visa in this box. Please God please. Oh fuck..."
Obama, “I said I wanted toilet paper. What the hell am I supposed to do with a rectangular box? Wait…. Hmmm….”
After hours spent with Manmohan Singh, Obama is overjoyed to hold a woman’s hand. No man wants to travel half way around the globe to awkwardly hug another man. Obama is hoping the day gets better and the women get younger. By the way, who is that guy in the middle of the picture eyeing Sonia with a facial expression resembling that of a dejected and spurned lover? Looks like someone is surely going to be crying himself to sleep.
PS: The images have been taken from www.hindustantimes.com and have only been used for review purposes.
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Reply #9 on : Sun November 07, 2010, 23:27:09