I would like to thank all women for completely destroying the age-old debate of ‘which sex is smarter’. Women lost this debate tops down when they posted their bra colors as status messages on Facebook. I’ve always been pro-bra-coloring-posting but the ‘reason’ - in this case – is ludicrous. The reason was to raise awareness for breast cancer. I guess ladies out there are quite unaware of what is raised when bra colors are posted or mentioned.

The following thoughts come to a male mind when a female talks about her bra color.

1. Boobies.
2. Can I see it?
3. Can I touch them?
4. Boobies.
5. A image of the aforementioned female with graphic bra details
6. Boobies.

On the other hand the following are the thoughts when a female posts ‘breast cancer’

1. Breast cancer
2. Breast cancer
3. Why are you telling me this?
4. Not my fault I remember using a condom.

The previous comparison clearly shows that mentioning ‘breast cancer’ is a better idea when you are talking about breast cancer. But simply posting ‘Breast Cancer’ won’t be the ‘intelligent’ way. There is fat line between ‘bra colors’ and ‘breast cancer’ but hey we don’t need to ‘think’ when we are going with the flow.

Now, the objective of raising awareness would have been achieved if females would give reasons for their posting of colors as their status message.

Here is how a few discussions went.

Discussion 1:
Girl 1: Red
Me: WTF is this?
Girl 1: Hehehe
Me: Huh?
Girl 1: It’s not for you.

Discussion 2:
Girl 2: Black
Me: WTF is going on? Why are you girls posting colors?
Girl 2: Hehehe.
Me: Wait let me guess. It’s not for me?
Girl 2: Yes!
Me: Then who is this for? Why are you doing this?

Discussion 3:
Girl 3: Orange with a few chocolate stains
Me: Die already!

Discussion 4:
Girl 4: Yellow.
Me: Your names are going on my suicide note.

Further discussions ended with expletives, male chauvinistic comments and deletion from my friend list.

You know what an awareness campaign that doesn’t create awareness is called? An awareness campaign run by females who think they are doing something cute and rebellious. Great job at NOT discussing the topic at hand! The word cancer was no where to be found. After some random googling I finally realized what was going on. I then proceeded to point out the gaping flaws in this campaign. These discussions ended with ‘you’re a jackass’, ‘meano’, ‘you’ll never understand’, more expletives, male chauvinistic comments and more deletion from my friend list.

They say men think with their dicks. I wonder what females think with.

PS: Coming soon - an AIDS awareness campaign where females will post their favorite positions.

PPS: I’m assuming the female who didn’t post any colors were not wearing a bra. I looking forward to additions to my friend list.

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Anonymous
Posts: 66

men...........
Reply #61 on : Sun January 10, 2010, 04:21:19

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well written and funny, but darling, u've missed the point.....
it was ment for girlz and yes, awareness campaign run by females ment for females attention.
yeah, i know, identifing with ur roll the panatrting guy all the time doesnt gives u much of the feeling of being left aside.
now was a good try ;)

bra up Leonards ass
Posts: 66

U wear ur bra on ur ass...So whats ur colour today
Reply #60 on : Sun January 10, 2010, 04:22:58

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u pervert ...misogynist...
I m sure u never get laid..hence the entire thingy abt girls are brainless
ur blog says ur are brainless
now be happy
get a girl, and get laid rather thn wasting ur time posting shit here

Jil Jil
Posts: 66

Re: The Facebook Bra Color Fiasco
Reply #59 on : Sun January 10, 2010, 05:06:00

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So much for awareness. Men get breast cancer too.

Anonymous
Posts: 66

Re: The Facebook Bra Color Fiasco
Reply #58 on : Sun January 10, 2010, 06:08:58

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all said and done u did google what it was about

some girls wont tell u coz they feel a part of this secret girl thing that's goin on
bt some wont coz they wont feel comfortable to

bt it doesnt matter that they dont tell

coz you ARE STILL goin to google it!
and that is known!

Saurabh Mishra
Posts: 66

w00t!
Reply #57 on : Sun January 10, 2010, 08:21:27

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pwned the bimbos! Even I'm wondering who were the ones who din't write the colours... My Friend List awaits them :D