Young college people these days find two things very important physical fitness and humor. These two are the qualities that if I possessed would make me the part of the Cool Crowd. In colleges what matters is how you present yourself rather than what you are because no one cares to spend time enough to know You. People whom you hang out with would seriously not even know how many members are in your family and if you have problems in life, what they care is the number of movies you have watched or the albums you have listened. Associations are developed between people because they like a sitcom, an artist or a band. Day and night passes by in the race to know more about the trivia of the favorites and beat the others and be the coolest.

There are two ways to be the coolest person is the group either you have knowledge of the trivia that hardly anyone is aware about or you rip on the person who doesn’t know anything and is the part of the group for the reasons he does not even know or he wants to be cool so desperately that he fears to become an outcast.
The most spoken lines in colleges are:

Did you see that movie, artist, concert, sitcom or band? It is soo cool and awesome.

Do you know about this about the actor, band, artist and song??? You don’t which un-cool world are you staying in, Get a Life!

Man-o-Man sex is cool, relationships and emotional bonding is just Gay!!!

In Colleges, these days people have views based on hot topics. Narendra Modi is an ass according to most college students because the part Indian English Media has spent phenomenal time to create that image. But the most toughest question for them is to answer who is President of India or who is the chief minister of the state??? In ancient days this was called General Knowledge but these days it’s common to be unaware of these facts.

Participating in a candle march against terrorism and blaming the politicians is the coolest thing you can be part of even if you are not even aware of the names of the politicians. Cool people do a bit for the nation by participating in the march and shouting slogans against the system. Oh!!! the pathetic system. In which these self acclaimed cool people do not even participate in it. They know more about a Band or an actor’s life than they know about their own local municipal officials who run the affairs of the town or city. They are not even aware of the names. Some even do not know who their neighbors is but they care to collect every possible trivia from the world wide web of a cartoon character Eric Cartman (A character of the series South Park).

Talk about real things and real issues these people will call you Gay. If you talk emotional stuff or give a life saving advice, breaking news you’re gay. I know a person of the cool clan who smokes a lot and a concerned friend came to know about it and she called advising how injurious it is to the health. This fella mocked her for every advice she gave, the thing went on till 45 minutes and he irritated her with his crap talks finally she hung up on him. Rather being apologetic on this, the cool person was bragging himself for the deed he has done, calling it the one of the most humorous incidents he has been a part of. And he continues to smoke. When highlighted that the friend had concern for him he said concerns and emotions are gay.

Remember the sex education class, when we were taught that body is a temple respect it and avoid having multiple partners. The value education class, where we were taught that sex is one of the most intimate expressions, of the relationship of love. In college as soon as your part of it, you must have sex. If you say that sex must be done after marriage people would question your sexuality and term you gay. Dude or babe you’re still a virgin??? Are you gay or is something really wrong??? One night stands are constants and love becomes variable. Emotions are gay but ragging is cool. Relationships are the pain in the butt while senseless flirting is healthy. And if you do not think this you are gay and not cool. Picking on friends is awesome but picking a person to be a friend for a lifetime is useless nerdy thought.

It’s better to be gay in front of these COOL PEOPLE because in reality they do not have the balls to live a real life and deal with real issues. Hijacked by the idea of being COOL they have become colder than a dead body in a morgue.

College life comes to an end. But these cool people remain stuck on it whereas un-cool people move on get a job, have a career & build a family and have a life. Cool people end up with knowledge of trivia, no jobs, no real friends and an emotionless life achieving few funny cracks.

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Gaurav Rajput
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Re: See Through: Emotions a key to Gay Closet
Reply #44 on : Sun January 23, 2011, 22:59:17

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i am full of useless trivia, don't have a job, no real friends and an emotionless life achieving few funny cracks. yay !! i am cool!! mom would be so proud of me !!

leo
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@Gaurav
Reply #43 on : Sun January 23, 2011, 23:03:04

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Join the club.

mayank
Posts: 43

Re: See Through: Emotions a key to Gay Closet
Reply #42 on : Mon January 24, 2011, 00:34:17

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One of the best i hv read on BFM.

Nik
Posts: 43

Lame.
Reply #41 on : Mon January 24, 2011, 03:41:30

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Ah, another un-cool (read: angry blogger) bloke with an unrealistic point.

gtoosphere
Posts: 43

@twit2g2
Reply #40 on : Mon January 24, 2011, 05:33:34

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I think you forgot to mention the vegans who make fun of vegetarians for eating paneer!