- Stray dogs and I'm not even talking about some purebred. Mongrels get bitches to bang.
- One legged monkeys.
- Horses that may not be even be hung like a horse.
- Snakes (no hands, legs or personality but still get laid)
- Spiders (those tiny 8 legged bastards).
- Uday Chopra (gross).
- Abhishek Bachan (gross level: 8 million).
Yes, all the above lovely creatures mentioned in the list get laid on a frequent basis (The last two could be an exception but they do get laid maybe every time the Berlin Wall falls or at least that's what I pray for every night). In fact if amoeba's had a penis even they would fuck instead of indulging in the boring act of cell division. And these creatures are just a few examples of animals that enjoy regular coitus with multiple partners (again we can drop the last two) despite of the fact that these creatures mentioned in the list are dumb (we can include the last two here) and I mean dumb as the bulb in my lamp with the analytical ability of a rock and mathematical skills of an old mineral water-bottle. Even Homo erectus kept getting laid frequently. So this brings me to the point at hand - Where's the pride in getting laid? I don't see monkeys having a smug look on their face post coitus. If you are wondering what forced me to write this article it was a tweet whose screenshot is below.
Let's look at it again:
Yo stand-up comics on Twitter, Ranbir's jokes suck but he still gets more pussy. Enjoy your followers count.
I've two arguments against this agrument.
Argument 1. So?
Argument 2. Now, I'm no stand-up comedian and frankly I don't even know this Ranbir bloke but notice how this twitter user points out how Ranbir's joke suck. At this point of his tweet I've lost complete respect for Ranbir and his ability at getting "more pussy" really doesn't even bring within me the emotion to muster some respect for this bloke. The only emotion I feel for this bullshit reasoning is anger, some pure blood boiling anger. On a scale of one to ten where ten represents the feeling of anger when you remove your shoes and decide to use them as a bludgeoning device, I'm on 10 and I'm about to bust an artery.
Back to the falacious logic, if Ranbir is a stand-up comedian and his jokes suck why should his cock getting wet in different juices be his saving grace? What is he going to do, go on stage, dish out his jokes and follow it up with "Hey, you may not be laughing now but let me point out that I did bone 3 different women last night"? Wow! Is that going to get the crowd in an uproar. Mediocre comedians getting laid. Who cares? Nobody cares about the number of different women you spent some sweaty and moist moments with. I and those with even a little respect for the art of stand-up comedy don't respect Carlin or Hicks or Maddox (I know he's not a stand-up comedian and I appreciate your observation and linguistic skills so don't bother pointing it out) for their fucking ability.
Frankly, I'm not an excellent writer or even have a great observation and lately I haven't even been angry enough to write an article but I sure as fuck won't dish out some shitty article and say, "At least I'm fucking different women so that makes up for it". I aim at two things and two things only, 1. Trying to write better with every article I write and 2. Being fucking honest and hoping to never sell-out. And I'll look fucking stupid to use getting laid often as an excuse for sucking. Like anybody would be envious?
Now, I do need to point out that I'm not against sex, I'm against being proud about getting it. I'm for fucking. People need to fuck more often. Have you seen how frustrated people look lately? A fuck or two per day would really solve their problem. Incomplete homework? Bang someone. No food? Screw someone. Tripped and fell? Hump someone. You can solve almost every problem with some good ol' in and out, expect impotency and being born in Delhi. That shit stays with you for life.
PS: It's actually reproduction I'm against. There are too many fucking people around so let's put a latex lid on it while we can.
PPS: Do people even read this site anymore?
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Reply #78 on : Wed April 13, 2011, 21:24:56