
A group of four talented, creative, wasted guys has recently decided to let their film making skills go down in history. Here’s my first interview with them. Try grasping the quirk in their existence, right from the fact that they are ‘thoroughly untrained’ to the fact that they’ve named themselves ‘Chaar Chingaar Production’.
Interviewer:	How did film-making come about?
Chingaar2:	Well, we are a group of four talented, creative, wasted guys who’ve recently decided to let their film making skills go down in history.
Interviewer:	Wait, I just wrote that in the introduction!!
Chingaar2:	Rightly so.
Interviewer:	Moving on. I believe you have thoroughly defined roles in the group. Who’s the director?
Chingaar1:	I am
Interviewer:	Why did you decide to direct?
Chingaar1:	I’ve always been unhappy with the world. Things never happened like I wanted them to. I realized, the only way I can ‘direct’ people to my whim is in a movie. So you see, direction comes naturally to me.
Interviewer:	Any early work you’d like to mention?
Chingaar1:	Oh Yes. I was attending a wedding once. I didn’t like it. So I directed it. The trumpet boy ended up marrying the brides’ third cousins’ neighbours’ grandmother and the bride and groom are siblings today. But it was a great learning experience. I am wanted in 9 states.
Interviewer:	The editing in your movie is very slick. Who does that?
Chingaar3:	Me. See my attention span is very short. That’s why I am a perfect editor for todays audience. I think it’s a medical condition. I am also an obsessive compulsive. I just have to ‘cut things short’. I even edited my question papers in engineering exams. I answered the edited version very well but somehow never cleared any.
Interviewer:	You are an all male group. Have you considered getting a female on-board?
Chingaar3:	Actually, our cameraman Chingaar2 there…. He is a female. He cries like a girl everytime his camera angle is not used.
(Chingaar1, Chingaar3, Chingaar4 laugh. Chinaar2 surprisingly laughs the loudest.)
Interviewer:	How would you describe the movie?
Chingaar1:	It’s a mythological war epic set on a distant planet where the inhabitants are capable of levitation, time travel, telekinesis and making living universes out of dead body cells. Its also about loving your parents’ money and the perennial war between good and evil. Lots of special effects, deadly stunts, some great performances and an awesome climax. You see, we spent a lot of time making the movie and a lot of money.
Interviewer:	I have seen the movie. Its none of that. Its just a simple love story.
(Chingaar3 interrupts)
Chingaar2:	uhhhhh….. I edited it.
Interviewer:	You seem completely self-sufficient but for the acting. Have you considered acting in your movies?
Chingaar4:	Yes we have. See we are all method actors. We need to feel exactly what we want to convey. We….
(Others interrupt him here. A huddle is formed and a small discussion later they return to the interview.)
Chingaar4:	We’d like to let you in on a secret. We are not the real Chaar Chingaar. The previous seven were all highly skilled in acting, direction, editing, camerawork, just like us. But they were also fans of slasher flicks and exploitation movies. Each tried their hand at making one too. Being strictly method actors, just like us, they ended up cutting each other or exploiting each other to death. This fear stops us from acting in our movies. You see, we like slasher flicks too. But we are working on a script where a journalist is exploited in five hundred thirty three styles before being given a lethal injection. You can play lead.
(All start salivating. I leave immediately.)