Q) Who do you think does not suck balls?
A) Well it is hard to say, but let’s give our readers the benefit of the doubt.
Q) Why do you think anyone would want to read your FAQs?
A) Read on to know about it.
Q) How can I contribute to the magazine?
A) You can run naked on the streets holding a BigFishMag banner or use the plain and not so exciting option of emailing your contributions to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Q) Is it true that a reader committed suicide after discovering subliminal messages in the articles?
A) No. That was just a fake suicide note we tucked into the pocket of our terminally ill friend for some publicity.
Q) How do I know when the new issue is out?
A) You don’t; because we decide that.
Q) What are your views on drunk driving?
A) Drunk driving is really bad. There are high chances of missing the person you intended to kill.
Q) Who writes the articles?
A) Monkeys. Each member of the mag has 1 Million monkeys assigned for the task. Salim has 2 million because he requires the extra million for illustrations. PETA thinks this is animal cruelty but we pay these monkeys a hefty share of the money we make. Off late the count of monkeys has decreased. Leo has only two monkeys left. All his monkeys have quit on charges of sexual harassment. Co-incidentally the only ones left are females. Bhooka Nepali has been eating through his share.
Q) Is Dolly Vaswani hot?
A) Smokin' hot! When you see her you'll say the same thing Priyanka Chopra says to any random movie script: "I want to be in it". Sadly Dolly Vaswani is forbidden property. She has a thing for Wasim Kadak. If you are wondering what got her interested, you haven't read the name "Wasim Kadak" carefully.
Q) Any plans on world domination?
A) Let's look at the people who wanted to conquer the world
Napoleon: Small penis
Hitler: One testicle.
I think we are not physically prepared for world domination.
Q) Can I post your articles on my blog?
A) Not if you intend to pull an Anu Malik on us.