10) Not the greatest judge of talent :
Jim Morrison, Jimi
Hendrix, John Lennon, Janis Joplin, Bill Hicks die young. New Kids on
the Block release a new single in 2008. End of fucking discussion!
09) Underestimation of human logic :
In
his numerous memoirs The Almighty takes pot-shots at Satan, holding him
responsible for all things evil. Well here is a simple question: How
does anyone with unlimited access to Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll find
time to screw human minds? Come to think of it, “The Almighty” with his
lack of recreational activities fits the bill for the “empty mind and
devils workshop” line of work.
08) AIDS :
Man decides
to fuck a monkey and inadvertently fucks my chances of having sex with
a hot chick. Now if some fine day, some hot girl with raging hormones
decides to indulge in ‘need based, result oriented’ coitus with me, the
first thing that’ll pop in my mind is: “Somebody wants me to die a
horrible death” I know that killing people can be fun and I’m not
blaming God for creating a disease capable of killing people by
inflicting pains beyond measure. But couldn’t he have created something
a little more convenient. Something along the lines of a disease which
spreads when men and women play professional football in the same team.
Just a dreamer! 
07) Multiple Orgasms :
Whose
abominable idea was it to bestow the gift of multiple orgasms upon the
fairer sex?? This surely has to go down in history as the worst
decision of all time! Anybody who has lived on the planet for more than
2 Earth revolutions must have a fair idea that men are infinitely
hornier as compared to women. Just one question to the almighty: WTF
went wrong? Ok maybe another one: Was it a sick joke? God, sir, you can
read my mind, you know if given a choice I would prefer to be in a
state of perpetual orgasm. Why then would you deprive your subject of
eternal bliss?
06) Inefficient Market Research :
Women
in countries like Iran, Morocco, and Turkey have to wear a veil while
their counterparts in some of the African nations don’t. I don’t know
about you but I personally would prefer watching people who might have
skipped evolution covered from head to toe rather than the other way
round. My thoughts might come across as racist, but not so deep down
inside I am sure many would agree with me once they get over their
politically correct thoughts. Remember one does not go to hell for
pointing out the correct things. You just have to live with some things
in life. Again, the Almighty to be blamed here!
At this juncture we’ll be taking a commercial break of the literary type.
The views expressed in the article are entirely the writer’s and the
magazine does not subscribe to them in its entirety. Any resemblance to
any person living or dead should not be misinterpreted as the living or
dead person being god thereby adding to the list of the 3 million
already existing.
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Reply #3 on : Thu January 28, 2010, 22:39:37