Hanil: Welcome to 'We want you to become a Millionaire!’ Tonight we have with us the Man everyone hopes would become a millionaire... again. It is none other than Kamalinga Kaju. Alright Mr. Kaju, how did you get out of prison and land here?

Kaju: All the cops were Satyum share holders. Between beating the shit out of me and getting their money back they chose the latter. So I'll be coming on this show every day for the next 7000 days all the while attempting to earn everyone’s cash back.

Hanil: Why do you think no one else would try to come on the show?

Kaju: The nation realizes that this is my one shot at repaying the shareholders. Every paisa earned while on the show is sooner than later going to find its way into the shareholders’ pocket. So basically I am here to do the dirty work. You could say that I am an employee of the shareholders of my company. The other day one of my shareholders who happens to be a chaiwaala called to wish me luck!

Hanil: A chaiwaala. Ha-ha!!

Kaju: There is also another reason I want to be on the show. Once I have enough money I can go back to my love.

Hanil: Nice to know you still have a romantic side to your personality. Naughty, naughty!

Kaju: It’s not a girl. I want to go back to Las Vegas. That is where my true love lies. Where else do you think I could have lost 7000 Crore?

The audience, all Satyum share holders start to reload their guns. Hanil takes his clothes off. 30% Faint, 50% are in a state of shock, the remaining 20 % shoot themselves. One person throws a razor towards Hanil. This stops the commotion. With peace returned....

Kaju: I want to ask you something. Wasn't Hamitabh supposed to be the host of this show?

Hanil: Well he’s too busy blogging about movies he never got into. So let’s get on with the show.

Alright the first question for Rs 1000. What is the moral way of earning one's livelihood?
A. Stealing B. Scamming C. Robbing D. Hard Work

Kaju: Damn! I never knew the questions were this tough! I would like to ask the audience.

The audience puts the guns aside to cast votes.

Hanil: The audience says D. Hard Work.

Kaju has a flashback of his scamming days.

Kaju: The answer is B. Scamming

Hanil: Everyone in the audience has voted for D. Hard Work.

Kaju: I know you are trying to trick me. The answer is B, scamming.

Hanil: I'll give you a hint. I'm a Satyum share holder as well.

Kaju: I won't fall for your trick. The answer is B. Scamming.

Hanil: Ok D. Hard Work. Can't you see me wink?!?!

Kaju: I know it is B, scamming.

Hanil: Even my 15 year old son knows it is D. Hard Work.

Kaju: Wasn't he caught copying in the exam??

Hanil: For God’s sake it's D, hard work. Do you want me to write it down for you?

Kaju: No please lock B. Scamming.

Hanil: Fine! Let's lock B. Scamming. It is the wrong answer. Please go back to prison and read some quiz books before coming back.

Kaju: Wait! I’ve got an idea. Announce that I have won and that 10 billion has been credited to my account. I'll manage the rest. I’ve got the best auditors.

Hanil: This show is live and you’ve failed to answer the first question!

Kaju: Just as the case with Satyum nobody will suspect anything unless I give a statement in writing.

Hanil: People can see and hear you all over the country! Live!

Kaju: How about just 100 Crores? I'll gamble and earn the rest in Las Vegas.

Hanil: Security.... Security....

Kaju was dragged out of the show. The show was taken off air. Hanil Kapoor decided to become an authentic wig maker selling wigs created from the finest hair strands in his body. The rest as they say is History!

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Re: Slumdog: The Sequel
Reply #1 on : Sat May 23, 2009, 12:42:06

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Another Gem!!