This story hails from Russia. The story of an ordinary mechanic with an extra-ordinary business plan! This 28 year old mechanic struck a bet with two women. The bet was as follows: he would be involved in a 12 hour long sex marathon with these females. If he’s able to complete the task he gets a cool $ 4,300! For your information, $ 4,300 is approximately Rs. 2 lack. In a nutshell, 12 hours of non-stop sex, two females and Rs. 2 Lack! With a job like this, how is an engineering job the most coveted one? No qualification, no syllabus, no project work, just one simple course – intercourse.

Coming back to the story, Mr. Mechanic had his share of Viagra pills (If you expected him to do it without Viagra you are either Superman or Michael Phelps). He enjoyed his mini orgy, lasted for 12 hours and was declared the victor (now this is a real gold medal deserving sportsman). However, Mr. Mechanic had a heart attack and was declared dead a few minutes later! Had the attack occurred few minutes before, in the words of Richard Pryor, he would have come and gone at the same time! Mr. Mechanic, who put his crank and ball bearings to proper use is my new hero and may his soul rest in peace.

This is the generation of equality and women can’t be left behind. They are equal and are coming to take their share. While the unimaginative girls are busy getting abortions, one enterprising female from India has decided to make a living by selling her baby! Most businessmen consider their products as their babies and a part of them, but this female uses her babies as her product and doesn’t mind parting with them.

After analyzing this idea, I’ve come out with the following:

List of advantages:
1. You don’t need to travel to work.
2. Your job starts with an orgasm.
3. You can work while lying down, sitting or standing in 64 different positions.
4. You don’t have to worry about labour till 9 months.
5. You don’t have to wear formals.

List of disadvantages:
1. You have to work for 9 months continuous.
2. You can’t take more than one job at a time.
3. If you don’t receive payment for your product, then you are fucked in more than one way.
4. You don’t get promotions.
5. You can’t file for sexual harassment and your employee calls you a whore.

With the fear of call-centers closing down, now you know where you can make your part-time income.

Recession has hit homes all over India and this family of four (Mother, father, child and grandmother) was no different. While the rest of the families around them were saving money by cutting down on expenses, this couple decided to save money by cutting down the mother. I’m sure the old lady must have been the most spendthrift in the family! Dumbasses! I say kill the child! Money spent on the child includes new toys, new clothes, new diapers and the grand-daddy of all expenses - education! Money spent on grandma includes new dentures. Also, children have two annoying habits, yelling and running around, while old people just yell. Another advantage of killing the child is that the old lady could kick the bucket any day; so why take the effort? If you really must kill the lady then the least you can do is not make it obvious. Try telling her that she can fly and take her to the terrace. Where is the creativity gone these days? The idiots are paying the price now. They have been sent to prison where the food given to them will be paid-for by the tax payers!