“It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.”
– Bill Hicks.
Let us begin this editorial on a positive note. Fuck Google AdSense. Fuck their stringent laws and fuck Larry Page and Sergey Brin. I hope they both die a pauper in the Menlo Park garage.
We would like to extend a special ‘thank you’ to everyone who willingly/forcibly/mistakenly landed on the Big Fish Mag page. We would also like to extend our apologies for the incessant marketing that follows the release of every issue. Unfortunately the shameless marketing will continue until we can accumulate enough money to hire a Shahrukh Khan/Mahendra Singh Dhoni/ Saif Ali Khan+Kareena Kapoor to do the dirty work for us. Fortunately there is a lot of stupidity at work in India and around the world which gave the members enough fodder to write about. This enabled us to come up with another issue of your favourite monthly magazine – Big Fish Mag (Research has shown and Abhishek Bachchan has cemented the fact that if you continuously hail a below par talent/product as the next big thing, sooner or later the audience will warm up to the idea). It is with such intention that Big Fish Mag from now on will be called “Your Favourite Monthly Magazine – Big Fish Mag”.
The website has been put under the knives and is sporting a brand new chic look which has become the talk of the town in the Page 3 circuit. The Big Fish team would also like to extend a very special ‘thank you’ (since we have already used up the plain special thank you) to Father for providing us with free web space for the past three months. No, we haven’t purchased our own web space. We’ve just found another free donor closer to home and hence would like to ask CTRL C + CTRL V KRK to share the very special thank you with Leroy until we can come up with something better.
Enjoy the issue and remember to drink and drive only when you are sure that the guy you will drive over is none other than the pedophile Saif (HT Café readers will know what I mean).
Cheers!
PS: Our Google AdSense account was termed invalid a few weeks ago; so you can expect a “Support Us” page to be added to the site soon.
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Reply #2 on : Mon March 29, 2010, 02:41:36