I grew up in the early ‘90s when life was simple and very straightforward. The daily routine comprised a shower, taking a crap or two, six hours of school, healthy dose of Cartoon Network and evening games – basically filled with mundane activities which every kid performed with equal dexterity. Internet was still a mystery to most, console games 32 bit and cable TV still not rampant. If any kid is reading this, let me assure you we are not the pre-historic men you read about in your history textbooks.
I grew up in the early ‘90s when the things on my must have list included a bat with Coca-Cola/Pepsi label, the most exclusive collection of cricket cards, a pair of rubber chappals and shorts which wouldn’t rip every time I stretched to kick a football – the football was often substituted by a rubber ball, plastic ball or even a plastic bottle. Kids back then were interesting, innovative, did not give a flying shit about the world and were low maintenance to say the least.
I am still breathing in ’09 and the kids that I see around me are probably the worst crop of flesh-blood-skin and tiny brain in a 4 foot package. Highly impressionable, self conscious, stubborn little pricks without an ounce of innocence and loads of repulsive attitude – that is the definition I currently use for anyone below 13 years of age, although the average teenager is no better, but he/she can be excused for 13 is the official age for the onset of stupidity beyond measure.
Here are a few observations segregated according to the sexes:
Tiny pricks with even tinier penises:
1) When did the evening cricket/football/pakda-pakdi/chor-police time suddenly transform into “time to take a romantic walk with an equally stupid female from class?” I distinctly remember the distinct itch in my balls to get a hold of the bat and to run to the playground the minute the clock struck five! Believe me; I have seen really stupid looking kids, decked up as if there is no tomorrow walking hand-in-hand when that time can be better spent beating the hell out of your neighbor’s fat kid. Here is a suggestion: grab a stick and dig a hole in the ground, it will be much more fruitful than wiling away time with a girl whose IQ is roughly the same as Venkatesh Prasad’s batting average.
2) This may not entirely be their fault but when did shows like Pokémon, Ben 10…become the staple cartoon diet? Whatever happened to shows like the G.I. Joe, Top Cat, Swat Kats, The Centurions - in fact the entire Power Zone? The legendary fights between G.I Joe and Cobra, the sarcasm of Top Cat, the coolest jet-flying mavericks (T-Bone and Razor). Even Captain Planet pwns the shitty toons which run under the guise of entertainment on Cartoon Network today. For fuck’s sake watch a show which fuels your creativity. Keep away from the mind numbing shit.
The reason I rant about the boys today is because years ago (this is a hunch) Shahid Kapoor displayed the same behavior and look what a fag he turned out to be!
Little twats who try to act twice their age:
1) Here is some advice: Grow some breasts first! I do not know what little girls did back in the ‘90s but they sure as hell did not act like sluts. I have seen tiny bitches and tiny dicks stand in dark corners with real pensive expression on their faces as if they are discussing India’s next fiscal policy. I have no fucking clue as to what can be so bothersome when you are fucking 12/14 years of age. Of all the things the girls could have picked up from the west, they decided on sluttiness!
2) There are TV shows where really young girls walk the ramp sporting their designer clothes and accessories. I sincerely fail to understand what purpose such shows serve apart from being a birthday gift to some pedophile having a gala time in his small dingy room. I came across an article in one of the leading newspapers on how small girls below 12 were getting their legs shaved and eyebrows plucked in order to fit into the society. People and stupidity never cease to amaze me!
Well I guess this is about as much time as I can spend on kids who do not deserve half as much attention as I just bestowed upon them. The real aim of this article was to include keywords like small + kids + slutty + pedophile + gala time, so that a large no of Google searches by men looking for online child pornography is directed to the Big Fish Mag page, which will help in improving the traffic to the site. In fact the previous statement pretty much had the same intent.
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Reply #12 on : Thu May 21, 2009, 12:58:10