Shiney Ahuja (15th May, 1973 – Any time in the near future, rough estimate, 22nd December, 2009) is an Indian actor and model who has been accused of raping his domestic help. Ever since the news hit the local newspapers, the media has made every attempt to ostracize the Filmfare winning actor. However Mr. Ahuja is innocent until proven guilty, at least that’s what the law of the land states.
Here are the two reasons why I think that Shiny Ahuja is innocent.
Geographical: Shiney Ahuja was born in Delhi which is notorious as the rape capital of India. Rape is as much a part of the Delhi social fabric as say human sacrifice in the Aztec culture. In fact I am of the opinion that a lot of his friends from Delhi constantly reproached Shiney for being unable to live up to the proud Delhi tradition. Maybe Shiney just buckled under such immense peer pressure. I guess the Mumbai Police failed to take into consideration that every male in Delhi is allowed one attempted/successfully executed rape before he is actually taken seriously. Moninder Singh Pander was tagged a criminal only after he raped and ate a stadium full of people (guestimation). So I guess in that sense Shiney was really unlucky.
Professional: After a successful stint as a model, Shiney made the inevitable switch into the film industry. With looks second to a cave troll and the acting prowess of a dead tree trunk, Shiney had it all. With the prestigious and most coveted Filmfare award in his kitty Shiney soon became the envy of the tinsel town. However none could see the storm brewing up inside Shiney who —as most people wouldn’t know— is an idealist in his own right. Constantly surrounded by actresses who strive for on-screen beauty and persona by undergoing innumerable boob/ lip jobs...and more often than not blowjobs, Shiney was disillusioned. Being amidst such ghouls of society, he lost touch with the real world, a world where you require talent to reach the zenith of your field. Then one day, an 18 year old maid, pristine as the first falling snow flakes, stepped into his life. Such was her grace in sweeping and swabbing, that Shiny could finally pull himself out of the mirage i.e. the film industry, and into a world where there is no place for mediocrity and banality. Shiney wanted her, Shiney needed her, and as they say, the rest is history!
Before anyone jumps to any opinions, let me say that, I do not believe Shiney is innocent. He was just a victim of circumstances. If you really want justice, ban him from acting because every time I see him on screen I feel violated too. If you want something more severe, ban Jacky Bhagnani and cast his movie Kal Kisne Dekha into the video nasty collection so that the two most important senses of any human being are not desecrated. Although this makes no sense, one has to look above the idea of rational thinking while dealing with scumbags like Jacky Bhagnani
PS: Fuck Shiney Ahuja and fuck all the newspapers that think he is important enough to be Page 1 material! Frankly speaking I don’t think people will even notice if Shiney is replaced by his wife Anupam in any of his upcoming projects.
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Reply #11 on : Sun June 21, 2009, 06:54:45