10 Ways To Know whether the new exchange student from Pakistan is a terrorist in the making.

01)  He optimistically checks on the status of his pending facebook friend request to Ajmal Amir Kasab even after seeing his photograph in the morning newspaper.

02)  He cannot digest the fact that Osama’s victory video released by Al-Jazeera after the 9/11 bombings failed to make it to IMDB’s list of top 250 movies of all times and intends to start a signature campaign to challenge the same.

03)  His Picasa album consists of a photoshopped image of Ayman al-Zawahiri presenting him a detonator and RDX assembly for his 16th birthday.

04)  He religiously practices every aspect of flight simulator but somehow never minds crash landing into a building.

05)  His idea of a wild night includes penetrating a high security area with semi automatic rifles and satellite phones but considers skinny dipping outrageous and extreme.

06)  He equates the Al Qaeda and Taliban to an NGO.

07)  His final year Chemical Engineering project presentation draws a lot of unexpected visitors from the ATS.

08)  He hasn’t spoken to a single girl all throughout his life but still dreams of an orgy with 72 virgins.

09)  He does not take too kindly to the “have a blast” scraps on his birthday.

10)  He is notorious for his friendly fire frags when playing Counter Strike in the Counter Terrorist team.

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swapnil
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Reply #13 on : Sun June 21, 2009, 05:51:13

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i liked this article d most,short and too hilarious
guys keep up d good work

moses
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Reply #12 on : Sun June 21, 2009, 06:52:16

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i on the other hand hated this article.what the hell do you mean by the 8th point? It is something the western world has taken out of context from the Quran and are brain washing people like you.And who told you that the 26/11 attacks were not politically motivated.Think before you post bullshit on such sensitive issues.

Vinod Naidu aka VD
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Reply #11 on : Sun June 21, 2009, 07:12:11

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another gr8 piece........actually lykd the 8th most..." He hasn’t spoken to a single girl all throughout his life but still dreams of an orgy with 72 virgins."........n hey moses.....its not something the western world has taken out of context from the Quran.....but its something a terrorist had confessed to when he was caught......n as far as 26/11 goes, what make u think that they were politically motivated????.....actually u are right.....U R on the other hand.....the left hand....

Wasim
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Reply #10 on : Sun June 21, 2009, 08:49:18

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All Hail Moses and his 11th commandment.

Aasim
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Reply #9 on : Sun June 21, 2009, 09:07:38

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Good one!! :)