10 Ways To Know whether the new exchange student from Pakistan is a terrorist in the making.

01)  He optimistically checks on the status of his pending facebook friend request to Ajmal Amir Kasab even after seeing his photograph in the morning newspaper.

02)  He cannot digest the fact that Osama’s victory video released by Al-Jazeera after the 9/11 bombings failed to make it to IMDB’s list of top 250 movies of all times and intends to start a signature campaign to challenge the same.

03)  His Picasa album consists of a photoshopped image of Ayman al-Zawahiri presenting him a detonator and RDX assembly for his 16th birthday.

04)  He religiously practices every aspect of flight simulator but somehow never minds crash landing into a building.

05)  His idea of a wild night includes penetrating a high security area with semi automatic rifles and satellite phones but considers skinny dipping outrageous and extreme.

06)  He equates the Al Qaeda and Taliban to an NGO.

07)  His final year Chemical Engineering project presentation draws a lot of unexpected visitors from the ATS.

08)  He hasn’t spoken to a single girl all throughout his life but still dreams of an orgy with 72 virgins.

09)  He does not take too kindly to the “have a blast” scraps on his birthday.

10)  He is notorious for his friendly fire frags when playing Counter Strike in the Counter Terrorist team.

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Anonymous
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Reply #8 on : Sun June 21, 2009, 10:55:50

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"have a blast " ... hahaha

Rowena
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Fucking Terrorists
Reply #7 on : Sun June 21, 2009, 23:33:30

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Terrorists are not in any fucking way politically motivated to commit the fucking sadistic acts that they usually do!! They are bloody useless flesh and death starved dogs who just have a natural tendancy to go around blowin up places and provin that they can rule all religions which cannot be hence proved! they just need an excuse to continue their fetish...
Anyway, this article is simply cool in the sense humorous and sensible hittin on target. Good job!

Shailendra
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Reply #6 on : Sun June 21, 2009, 23:41:45

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lol..Good article..keep it up. As for Moses, you seem to be a Zaid Hamid fan boy..i'm afraid there's no hope for you.

Ramu
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Reply #5 on : Mon June 22, 2009, 00:01:08

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this article was hilarious......Awesum....

Nethra
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10 Ways To Know whether the new exchange student from Pakistan is a terrorist in the making.
Reply #4 on : Tue June 23, 2009, 11:41:54

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Did u sketch that one personally??
u seem to sketch well :)