Stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Stupidity …. what?! You might be driven to typecast me as yet another one of those ’smart ass’ bloggers. That may well be so, but then again, no one really complains when Moandira Beedi criticizes Irfan Pathan’s bowling. Even if you do, does it matter? It’s a free country and everyone should do and say what they like. Everyone with the exception of these stupid people. Now, there are times when I’ve been lucky enough to witness some magical stupid moments. At other times, I log on to Orkut. Orkut, in my opinion, is the single most powerful technology providing damning evidence justifying the mass castration of over half a billion Indian males. Ever seen these testosterone powerhouses on Orkut, SCRAPPING girls with their hyper cool pick up lines? Well, I have. Yes, I do peek into a few scrapbooks here and there for a laugh, or maybe to get a feeling of superior being. Fuck that, the point is, how can anyone be stupid enough to expect a girl to believe you with
“Hi may i friendship with u ????”
DUDE!!! Why hide “have sex” behind the veil of “friendship”? And anyways, the truth may have a much better chance of working than what you just tried!
“But you see I am this pathetic loser MAN in need of love and affection!!!”
MAN you said. Show some balls then, and get a real life.
“hiiiiiiiiiiiii.............do u frndship meeeeeeeeeee....”
Of course she does asshole. In the exact same way she “frndships” all her friends every single night, she does. One guy I knew traded Orkut fans for cash. Really now!! Why not trade your seed for some moolah. NO!! That’s because you cannot, you ball-less pussy. Wondering what purpose do orkut fans possible serve? Last heard, he was still fuc……oops…frndshiping with girls.
If you think you’ve read enough, this is just the beginning. If the hornier sex has had their way on orkut, then how can the fairer sex be far behind? If the former showcase their imbecility in the form of frndship messages, the latter do the same with communities like “Women with brains”. I personally have no ill will against intelligent women, but I just hate “Women with brains”. Okay girls, I know you’ve read fountainhead and a few other uber cool books, but don’t fuckin take the characters personally. Deep inside, you are still the same old girl who will still wonder whether the color of her tiny fingernail matches the sole of her shoes. So, stop posing, and go join a community that suits you like “Orkut’s most stylish people”. At least, there they do not discuss “live in relationships” and think highly of themselves. They know where they stand and stick to their intellectual limits with threads running into thousands playing “this or that” , “boys vs. girls” or something equally devolutionary.
I can go on eternally about guys posing as lesbians/idiots filling up their albums with photos taken from every conceivable angle or the super happy primates who use at least 27 smilies to announce their second nature’s call of the day as their status message/ people changing their relationship status to “open marriage” just to convey that they are “open TO marriage proposals”. Yes, I can. That, of course, does not mean I should. Exactly my point!!!
Cyber space gives you the chance to have your say on anything from the Nuclear deal to Rakhi sawant. It gives you a lot of freedom … YES!!! You CAN do anything you want…YES!!! Just because “you can” doesn’t translate to “you should”. Learn to draw the fucking line somewhere. Enjoy the freedom responsibly.
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Reply #20 on : Mon June 22, 2009, 00:56:03