Issue #5: Editorial

I always wanted to do music that influences and inspires each generation. Let’s face it, who wants mortality? - Michael Jackson.

BigFishMag turns five with the current issue and all our detractors now have five good reasons to shove their thumbs up their asses. Welcome to BigFishMag, your monthly dose of family entertainment.

The get paid for your comment rumour spread by the BigFish team paid rich dividend with a lot of opportunists showing up to register their views on the articles. A few enlightened ones posted comments on four different articles within 19 seconds of the issue going online which shows that the reading capacity of the audience has skyrocketed within a month (since the 3rd Issue to be precise). After a brief strike Bollywood is back with its brand of uninspiring cinema, so now is as good a time as any to put into action any of your pending suicide plans. Michael Jackson is dead and executives of Send your child for sleepovers so that you can make money out of it later Corporation have already started looking for a new target. BigFish votes in favour of Karan Johar. Homosexuality has been legalised and it implies that our gay friends can now make sweet love in their bedrooms without having to keep an eye out for a Govt. sponsored SWAT team. 

Randomness aside, any reader correctly guessing the subliminal messages embedded into the articles/comics gets one step closer to the 52” Panashiba LCD TV which is up for grabs. So hurry, and cram up the issue before your next door Gujarati beats you to the remote.

The issue also features the first published reader’s contribution sent by Jabbar Shooter.

Cheers!

PS: Gujarati bhais, no offense meant. We love the Gujjus very much. In fact we just had one for breakfast.


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Anonymous
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Re: Editorial
Reply #2 on : Sat July 25, 2009, 12:59:07
lol, my dose of most important headlines for an entire month, crammed into one page !
Koustubh
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Re: Editorial
Reply #1 on : Thu August 06, 2009, 04:15:19
Great to see the wrap up in a punch. Karan Johar & SRK both are very happy by the new amendment.