On the 2nd of July, 2009, homosexuality got legalized. To say that every gay felt gayer than the day he was initiated into gayness would not do justice to the emotion. In fact the entire atmosphere was gay.
What caught my eye was the entire ‘gay pride’ thing. I’ve been a heterosexual for 22 years and counting. Not once have I felt the need to celebrate my heterosexuality, let alone take pride in it. Now suddenly homosexuality is legalized and you hear everyone go gaga about gay pride. Frankly, this shit makes no sense. Homosexuality may not be something to be ashamed of but it’s definitely not something to be proud of.
I love getting blowjobs. In fact I could do with one right now. It’s a personal/natural choice. Nothing I should be proud of. I can understand if someone is proud of being a Bappi Lahiri fan. Surviving that shit is something to boast about! But the next time I hear someone talk about gay pride he’s going to have my foot up his ass….Damn! That would actually make him happy. Change that to a kick to the balls. It’s the best way to inflict pain on someone not withstanding where he likes to put his dick in.
Chucking the gay pride aside I think gays are cool and can be useful in many ways. I’ve been struggling for years to find a female to grant me permission for a fuck. These guys got the government to grant them permission to fuck a male. Now that is a big deal! Get these guys out of the closet and put them into the government. They can get things done! We can have a right wing that manipulates religious sentiments, a left wing that manipulates financial sentiments and a ‘straight up the ass’ wing that has nothing to manipulate. No prizes for guessing who I’m going to vote for.
For those who say, ‘ask not what a gay can do for your country but what a gay can do for you?’ I say you’ll be amazed! Your house is in a mess. You can’t cook. You can’t iron your clothes. A simple solution, get a gay roommate. Gays love to keep everything clean. You won’t even have to tell them twice. They’ll cook and do everything else. A gay is just like your wife excluding the constant bothering and bickering. Just like your wife he’ll be sleeping with other guys. In fact if you are married, I say kick your wife out and dial 696969 to get your very own gay! Amazing, aren’t they! In spite of their varied uses, I never understood why gays were banned. Anyways, those days have passed and it’s time for celebrations.
I’d leave you with some things you probably never knew about gays.
Leo’s fun facts: There are two types of gays. Namely tops and bottoms. The bottoms like to take it up their ass. Taking a shit is probably equivalent to masturbation for these guys. The tops like to put it in someone else’s ass. If you’re into ass comparison, a female’s ass is much better than a male’s ass. Yet they select a guy’s behind over a girl’s. That means they are basically heterosexuals who just can’t deal with all the nagging that comes bundled with a female.
PS: It’s strange that the people who call homosexuality unnatural are religious guys who are sworn virgins.
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Reply #11 on : Mon July 20, 2009, 10:12:02