I was reading the paper the other day and there was this headline “Hillary Clinton urges India to be a global power.” Wow! Isn’t that the best advice ever! I guess this is exactly what we were waiting for before embarking upon our journey of being a global power. What was she thinking? Was she of the misconception that the entire country was drinking Pepsi by holding it in the new Gen-x fashion like devolved thumbless humans while watching mindless trash like MTV day in and day out and then worshiping the hacks that run the channel and aping them for the rest of their lives thinking that these guys are actually ‘cool’ and ‘hip’? and aping them will make me the same? Wait…. I think we were doing that! Anyways, excluding the vast majority of dumbasses, this country just like every other country wants to be a global power. So thanks for nothing, Hillary!

Everyone going gaga over her is totally unjustified. She isn’t amazing. She didn’t even become a presidential candidate. Why give two shits about her? And you know who else doesn’t listen to Hillay? Bill Clinton! I guess that’s cause he was busy getting blown by his office clerk. Now that I think about it maybe Bill Clinton was an inspiration for Shiney Ahuja.

I’ll tell you why Hillary gets so much attention. She’s white and Indians have this massive white skin fetish. As soon as we see anyone white we are ready to pucker our lips to kiss their ass. Take the case of Brett Lee. When he sang a song with an Indian singer, everyone went crazy! If Mbangwa would have sung that same song no one would have given a damn. ‘Oh my God! Brett Lee is so cool! I so love him! He has a cute butt! ‘ I never understood why females like butts? What do they plan on doing with an ass? I’m telling you such females are crazy. Avoid them at all cost just like I avoided ‘Singh is King’. Saved my time, my money and my brain from eating itself.

Anyways… back to the white skin. Why the fucking fascination? Boys, girls, MTV viewers; everyone wants to be fair. How is being fair going to change anything? You’ll still be pathetic loser if you were a pathetic loser, only more visible. That’s like walking while holding a ‘I’m with stupid’ T-shirt with the arrow pointing towards you. Retards! And somehow these wannabe fair fucks will always utter phrases like ‘Be yourself’ and ‘I’m what I am’. Self refuting, hypocrites stop trying to change your skin tone, will you?

This is probably the work of all those fairness commercials which were always of the ‘A dark female goes for a job doesn’t get it, applies fairness cream, turns fair and then gets it’ type. Wow! Fairness creams made her fair and gave her a job maybe I should try it. How gullible are people? The reason she got rejected was cause she was a dumbass and no cream is going to change that fact.

fair and lovely fairness cream handsome stupidity

I’ll tell you how the ad should be. I’d be the guy hiring and I’d reject the stupid dark bitch cause she’s stupid. When she comes back again after applying the fairness cream here’s how the conversation goes.

Me: Didn’t I reject you bitch

Stupid, recently-turned-fair bitch: But sir, I’m fair now I deserve a job.

Me: Well you are still stupid but I’ll give you a job if you suck my cock. That way both of us get a job.

Stupid, recently-turned-fair bitch: Hmm Okay.

She gets the job and by the end of the commercial she is a lot whiter.

Yes, sucking a cock gets you a job and it works faster than fairness cream! I’m open for donations towards making this ad. Mail me at leonardodapinchy@gmail.com

PS: Because I hate fairness commercials so much, I spend 3 hours everyday standing in the sun. Soon I’ll be the blackest man on earth. Then I’ll marry a black female and procreate like there is no tomorrow. I’ll produce a billion black kids and I’ll take over the world!