1. You prefer personally delivering your consignment of pirated CDs across border on foot.
2. You die without a nationality with bullet wounds on both sides of your body, after you were spotted nude on the Indo-Pak border with ‘Rani’, ‘Aishwarya’, ’Mallika’, ’Katrina’, ’Karishma’, ‘Priyanka’, ‘Kareena’, your cattle.
3. The only escape plan you have for every predicament is a question “What would
Rajnikant do now?”
4. You’ve been unemployed all your life not because of a lacking aptitude or economic recession but your tendency to make custom snot balls for your employer in the final personal interview.
5. The first image your mind manages from a female’s silhouetted hind-side is that of a wrist watch.
6. Your role models include Mr.Bean and Supandi in top three below Rahul Mahajan.
7. You’ve finally decided to enter politics (much to the appreciation of people pining to see youth running the country) following ideologies of BigFishMag.
8. You partake in such cinema as ‘Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham’, ‘Singh is King’, ‘Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi’, ‘Kambakht Ishq’ with glee while over-looking genuine masterpieces as ‘Gundaa’, ‘Military Raj’, ‘Chandaal’(read Mithun discography).
9. You think comic books are for kids.
10. You think a devout Muslim will not be inflicted by ‘Swine Flu’.
11. You’ve spent a considerable time in trying to find references of paedophilia in religious texts.
12. You don’t chuckle everytime you see Karan Johar on T.V.
13. You think you can have a ‘Swayamvar’ and have people give a damn about it.
14. Your father has higher hopes of his ‘Life Insurance Policy’ maturing than you.
15. Your health is deteriorating simply because some things taste very good.
16. You are an ardent supporter of ‘democracy over communism & socialism’ apart from having never voted in the multiple elections since you reached voting age.
16.5 You do not know the difference between democracy, communism and socialism and you still laughed.
17. You are enraged over something written on the internet.
18. You get frustrated because you can't spot the moon on new moon's day
19. You have a personal assistant that reminds you when to breathe.
20. You are sure you’re not.
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Reply #5 on : Sun September 06, 2009, 23:11:11