Issue #7: Editorial

“We shouldn't worry about being able to achieve our dreams, as long as we have the desire to do it!”
                             - Coby (One Piece)

I was surfing the internet when I came across a love letter. It’s as follows.


I’m a T.T. player.
I sing well.
I play the guitar.
I love u.
Are you interested?

This letter, although ordinary, is groundbreaking. Gone are the days of mushy, long love-letters (read gay). No more faggy poems. Simple, laconic , demanding and no beating around the bush.

The letter is the embodiment of manliness. What it states is “Look here bitch! These are my skills. You want me, let me know. I’m not begging for your attention”

For all the single guys out there, I hope you realize where you went wrong. Take up singing and guitar classes. Play table tennis for 10 hours everyday and you’ll get the girl you want. I guess the I love you part is optional. Also, if you possess the writing talent displayed above, do send in your articles. We may use them in our next editorial.

Regarding this issue. We finally managed to off-load it. Hope you enjoy it. If you don’t, it’s your loss…. And to some extent ours.

Alright then! Get set… Go!

Cheers!

PS: You were supposed to go to the first article after the word 'go'.


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- Puru Kumar (♫Jangli -Aab Tak Gaya Nahi)

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mahendra
Posts: 2
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Re: Editorial
Reply #2 on : Sat October 17, 2009, 16:27:05
now i knw were i went wrong......tnx to u guys....ok i got to go now.....need to update my profile ....lolzzz...hilarious
Ankur Nigam
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Re: Editorial
Reply #1 on : Mon October 19, 2009, 21:10:27
"Look here bitch! " ha ha ha.. nt a bad way to address somebody.. ;) ;)