I was browsing the web the other day and came across this site extolling the macho achievements of Chuck Norris. For all those unaware of the enigma that is Chuck Norris, simply put, Norris is Hollywood’s answer to our very own Mithunda. Digression aside, while reading some of the Chuck Norris Facts, I felt that it was my responsibility as Prabhuji’s humble disciple to deliver a panegyric of similar proportion. Other bhakts can feel free to contribute by leaving their contributions in the comments section.
10 FACTS ABOUT MITHUNDA (PRABHUJI)
1) Every Diwali Mithunda lights two Agni missiles with nuclear warheads. This explains why India does not sign the CTBT.
2) The yield of Pokhran-II is disputed because Mithunda was camping at the test range on the 11th of May 1998. He ignored the blast as a childish prank.
3) Mithunda was once caught in an avalanche. To kill time he created the biggest snowman ever.
4) For his high school project Mithunda created and destroyed energy without converting it from one form to another.
5) Mithunda once decided to race Light. The result ushered in the dark ages.
6) The Ice age ended when Mithunda finally lost his cool.
7) Contrary to popular belief, meteor impact did not kill the dinosaurs. Mithunda had them for elevenses.
8) Mithunda once revived a whale by performing CPR under water. He later had it for elevenses.
9) The global financial crisis was a result of Vipul Shah’s attempt to sign Mithunda for his next film.
10) Mithun proposes, God disposes, but Mithun goes ahead with it anyway.
PS: Roundhouse kick or not, Chuck Norris does not really stand a chance against Mithunda.
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Reply #8 on : Sat October 17, 2009, 01:03:23