1.    You think “Baby’s Day Out” is an adult movie

2.    You look forward to every PTA meeting. In fact you try to organize a PTA meeting whenever you can.

3.    You would reject an offer to work with Microsoft in exchange of a job involving changing of diapers.

4.    You went to a “New Kids On The Block” concert and came home disappointed.

5.    You think the “Above 18 rule for sex” is a violation of your basic rights.

6.    When you see a woman breast feeding, you are not looking at the titties.

7.    Bonzo the clown is your role model because he can gets invited to children’s birthday parties and gets “touched” by every kid.

8.    You go to a gaming parlor with a “Play with my joystick” T-shirt and pretend to be a gaming machine.

9.    Close proximity to school is your first priority when looking for an apartment.

10.    You felt cheated when you realized that Gary Coleman is a midget.

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palvisha
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Re: 10 Ways To Know Whether You Are A Paedophile
Reply #5 on : Tue October 20, 2009, 17:33:51

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Anonymous
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Re: 10 Ways To Know Whether You Are A Paedophile
Reply #4 on : Tue October 27, 2009, 12:52:35

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Funny : NO
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Rowena
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Re: 10 Ways To Know Whether You Are A Paedophile
Reply #3 on : Mon January 25, 2010, 22:30:17

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I like the illustration

Anonymous
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Re: 10 Ways To Know Whether You Are A Paedophile
Reply #2 on : Fri April 02, 2010, 23:49:32

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fucking hilarious

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Reply #1 on : Sat December 24, 2011, 06:41:58

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