Christopher Nolan surprised everyone from the denizens of Gotham city to the netizens of Gothan Pura by announcing his intent of signing Dolly Bindra of Bigg Boss 4 infamy as the next Joker. Ever since drug overdose made an overt impact on the Batman franchise in the form of Heath Ledgers death, talks of retiring the Joker character have been rampant. The retirement was made official couple of months ago and preparations for the next installment with a new villain had begun when Dollyji made her appearance as the household lovable madman. Heath Ledger was reported turning in his grave.
The sudden announcement has caused a major surge in Google searches about Dolly Bindra. Surprisingly, there were no searches of the kind ‘Dolly Bindra nude’, ‘Dolly Bindra hot lingerie’ etc. On being quizzed over his unlikely choice for the new Joker, Nolan explained “I have never seen a person so perfectly living the ethic of ‘just wanna watch the world burn’ as this Beendra (Bindra) guy’. When told that Dolly Bindra is, in fact, a lady he let out a loud laugh and fell over. “Stop trolling”, he said. Nolan is so enthralled by the explosive candor of Dolly Bindra that he has decided to modulate the character of Joker to better capture her wild temperament providing a new dimension to him.
The nasal murmuring of the sinister “..wanna know how I got these scars??” will be replaced by the abrupt “ Now I will tell you about these scars” “What??” “Did I ask you if you want to know or not?” “beeeeeeeep beeeeep beep beeepp teri beeeeeeeep ungli beeeeeep beeeeepbeeeep”. The derisive rhetoric “Why so serious?” is completely being done away with as it would overplay the displeasure people experience on Dolly’s arrival. The displeasure is now common knowledge and the words wouldn’t be as effective as they were when Heath Ledger mouthed them.
Not all quarters, however, have responded favourably to the news of a side-actress playing their favourite psychopath. Ledger fans do not understand what more did Heath Ledger have to do, than dying, to permanently become the Joker. Clashes between Heath Ledger fanatics and commendably quickly constituted fleet of Bindra supporters have been reported world over. One such clash was reported outside the office of Christopher Nolan himself. The scene that played out was simply described as a demolition by our correspondent (alive, on account of his Bindra allegiance) as green hair sprayed, white talcum powdered, smudged red lipstick faces were beaten, by fleshy, featureless, moonlike faces, to a bloody pulp. All the while, the winning side did not stop taunting the broken Jokers in the signature Dolly Bindra laughter for even a second.
Our correspondent says that everything seemed very positive and he was getting ready to get really excited about the new Batman movie and express it physically, through the medium of interpretative dance, once his interview with Christopher Nolan ended when Christopher turned the atmosphere somber, expressing his concern over something everyone had overlooked, saying “..you see Heath was a brilliant actor. He was acting when Joker was vicious but…this Beendra guy. He’s not acting!! How do I approach him for the part?” It wasn’t a rhetorical question. No one answered.
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