SkimFantastic #1: Shift; + Capital D

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This comic is just about testing your capacity in scrolling down a page endlessly. There can never have enough calloused index digits in the world,I think. It's because there's very little left of society to erode, I erode your fingers.

Now onto more important annoucements.

If someone says that this marks the beginning of a new kind of content and a new section(Sannataas Artificial Channel) on BigFishMag, steal their pituitary gland and replace it with bull testicles. If someone, slightly even, suggests that BigFishMag is aiming at providing the readers something they are not all accustomed to, poke them in their third eye with your eleventh finger(twelfth in case of Hrithik Roshan) for using such big words. If you happen to hear two obviously differnt individuals mingling jovially in their liking for BigFishMag, report them to the Milky Way Corps of MishiefMakers and upload the MMS of them being tortured endlessly with a flame-throwing earbud. If someone says that this comic is about testing your capacity in scrolling down a page endlessly, buy them a coffee.

P.S. Any doubts about the content in Sannataas Artificial Channel can be forwarded to the first person you find who reads BigFishMag as well, with an addition saying that he/she is supposed to do the same. Once a chain long enough has been formed, the question will certainly reach me. I will send an express reply following the same path.

P.P.S. Any questions from outside India will have to be routed through the National Investigation Agency. I do not have their working hours. You'll do better to not have doubts if you're not locally located.

Straight Love,
Salim Sannataa.


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Sugat
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Re: Shift; + Capital D
Reply #36 on : Mon November 01, 2010, 07:15:06
WTF...
shadeslayer
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Re: Shift; + Capital D
Reply #35 on : Mon November 01, 2010, 13:57:48
dude...whats this ?
SalimSannataa
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Re: Shift; + Capital D
Reply #34 on : Tue November 02, 2010, 07:31:55
Have heart comrades.

It'll all make sense someday.


P.S: Read again,read slow. Yo
:D(shift; + capital d)
:D
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Glad you are back.
Reply #33 on : Tue November 02, 2010, 11:40:47
AAh! Glad you are back was bored with leo, i hope will have more of you here.:D

Just amazing yaar.


I am inviting you for a party at my home to celebrate your comeback.Do reply in positive so i can go ahead with my plans.


:D
SalimSannataa
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Re: Shift; + Capital D
Reply #32 on : Thu November 04, 2010, 02:04:24
Go ahead with the party but wait until Obama returns.

Spare the media of having to choose between your and Manmohan Singhs welcome party now. Have some heart

:D
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