Mr. Arora posted the following comment on the ‘Sachin Tendulkar is not God so shut the fuck up!’ article
Have you ever heard of the word "expression"?
Fuck you u ignorant bastard!
first question: Have u ever seen "god"?
2nd question: How dumb are you?
We have Mr. Arora with a penchant for doubles quotes, questions and questions with double quotes in them. Firstly, since you were so quick to judge me on the basis of one article I think it's apt for me to do the same with you and your comment. Your comment consisted of three questions and one angry exclamatory sentence with a threat of forced coitus, forced because I'm not ready to indulge in coitus to your command/ request/ love making threat of 'fuck you'. So according to your comment you are 3/4 confused and 1/4 an excited homosexual who once in a while rapes people with differing opinions. Wow! You suck! I'd rather be my neighbor's dog's irritating rash than be you. Now, that I've finished judging you I think I'd continue judging you for a little while longer because this is really fun. The person who said 'judge not others' probably wanted all the fun for himself but I won’t let that happen.
Okay I know I've been beating around the bush so without wasting our time, let's get to ripping apart your 4 line comment.
Have you ever heard of the word "expression"?
Yes, I have.
Fuck you u ignorant bastard!
No, please.
first question: Have u ever seen "god"?
No.
2nd question: How dumb are you?
Hmmm...
Wow! That was quick. Let's do it again but this time let's not use brevity as a bitch.
Have you ever heard of the word "expression"?
Yes, I have. It's a rather pleasant sound. In fact I feel like chanting ‘expression’ all day long. Ah! Did I just wet myself with pleasure? If you are looking for an answer it's 'No!' If you are interested - the reason I ask this is since you are not interesting maybe you don't want to have or display any feelings that are derivatives of ‘interest’ - I've also heard the word 'word'. On further thought, I realized that I've heard a lot of words. In case you are curious to enquire about me having heard any word, I think you can safely go with 'yes'. If someone does get skeptical and decides to double check on the authenticity of it and gives me a call for verification, I'll support you.
Fuck you u ignorant bastard!
No, please. I'm hoping I have a say in this. Fucking is a two or more person activity and since we are all civilized you should ask for consent. So, I suggest you rephrase this line as, "May I fuck you, you ignorant bastard!" If you could find a monocle, a tuxedo, a top hat, nice shoes and a beautifully carved walking stick, you may come off as an English gentleman while you request for coitus. Remember if you don’t execute it properly, hands won’t be the only thing you’ll be shaking that night. Some say that you can also use the word 'can' as a replacement for 'may'. Example "Can I fuck you, you ignorant bastard!" The problem with using 'can' is, 'can' is considered as a word to display ability rather than a word that aims at seeking a request. This means that you may get an answer on the lines of "That is a question that you must ask yourself. If you doubt your ability you shouldn't ask me because I'm an ignorant bastard as you've pointed out". Come to think of it, what's wrong in being an ignorant bastard? If someone realizes that he's a bastard and is a little too upset about it, you can't blame him for wallowing in self-pity and using ignorance as a defense technique. In my quest to be unique, I use ignorance as an offense technique. I don't know how I fared as I also ignored the results.
Oh! Coming back to our English class, let's look at the word 'can' and see how it displays ability. Example - "I can go on someone else's website and show that I'm an idiot with just few lines" shows an ability of being an idiot online or an online idiot if you may. I would also point out that you should not use "I may go on someone else's website and show that I'm an idiot with just few lines" because people might mistake you for a goat due to the 'may' sound and I've heard goat fucking is on a rise lately. I hear a lot of ridiculous things. This one takes the cake and eats it after staring and salivating for a few moments. It may also give a few slices of cake to close friends but that depends on it's mood.
first question: Have u ever seen "god"?
No. But around a year back, for a moment I thought I saw God but it turned out to be my good friend Rajesh. We decided to look for God together but dropped the plan and watched a movie instead as it was a lot more rewarding, had a higher success rate and I had to reach home early as I was really tired. So, it's been 24 years and I haven't had even the slightest glimpse of God. If this was a ‘hide and seek’ competition, God here would clearly be a winner but being God there are few or no chances of Him being interested in winning a game invented by mortal humans.
2nd question: How dumb are you?
Hmmm... That is a good question but I'm not quite aware of my level of dumbness but if I were to be put on a scale I may rank somewhere between two dumb females. This will be awkward and bad if I'm in a mood for conversation but then again most of the times my hand doesn't talk back to me either.
Wow! That was amazing. I think that was a really good reply but since I wrote it my opinion counts the most so I'll call it a kickass and amazing reply.
PS: Mr. Arora left his email id which had the word nut in it which means that either a. he one testicle, b. a fetish for metallic objects, c. is crazy or d. is a furry little rodent like the one in the movie 'Ice Age' whose raison d'etre is safe storage of a nut.
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Reply #27 on : Thu August 12, 2010, 00:50:07