I was bored into the night when I got an email from a female in my facebook friend list to add me from another id which is when I decided to troll her for fun. I know this is something that David Thorne does much better but the reason I did it was for self amusement. Hopefully you'll enjoy it as well.
Leo 23 December 2010 at 01:53
What happened to your old ID?
Female 23 December 2010 at 01:54
Leo 23 December 2010 at 01:54
Oh cool? Are naked pics going to be uploaded on it?
Female 23 December 2010 at 01:55
Are you nuts or something?
Leo 23 December 2010 at 01:59
I'm not sure about being nuts but I'm definitely something. Once around 2:30 early morning, I woke up and I felt like peeing. Now this was a hard choice to make, 'to go to sleep?' or 'get up and piss?'. The problem being if I decide to piss I would be favoring my urinary tract over the rest of my body which just wanted to get a good night sleep. The rest of the body has always been nice to me and I think I had to repay the favor but my urinary tract demanded some urgent attention. Finally, after much contemplation, I decided to break the rules being the bad boy that I am and decided to piss. On the way, I rammed my head against the wall. Which means that I am something because if I wasn't something would I get hurt?
Female 23 December 2010 at 02:01
You know Leo I always thought you to be the stupidest guy I had ever seen in my life and guess what I was right you are a perfect mr. insane and get lost.
Leo 23 December 2010 at 02:09
Hey there, I know this may come as a surprise to you but ever since I fell on my my ankle when I was 3 years old, I lost my power to know what other people think. I loved that power and if I had it I would have known that you always thought of me to be the stupidest guy you had ever seen in your life. Strangely, I always wanted to be the stupidest guy you had seen in someone else's life but I think you don't have the power of rebirth which is okay. It's better to have never been born with supernatural powers than to have loved and lost them.
Female 23 December 2010 at 02:09
At least accept my friend request dude.
Female 23 December 2010 at 02:11
Leo. What's wrong with you? I just wanted you to add me, rather accept the add request.
Please will you sweetheart.
Leo 23 December 2010 at 02:14
I'm currently lost. As you told me to do in your last mail. Initially I thought this would be a fun thing, but now that I'm alone in a completely lonely place I'm a little scared and hungry. Also, I forgot to take a piss before leaving so there is a little urgency in the nether regions. Now I can't go ahead an unleash the flood pipe because I always thought that our reality is like a game and we are watched by someone. It's because of this that I can't piss in public locations. So can you please tell me to get unlost. Maybe this way I can find my way back, take a piss, eat and then add you? Also, what are your views on the reality that we live in?
Female 23 December 2010 at 02:15
OMG! Please come back! Please!
Leo 23 December 2010 at 02:16
No views on the reality that we live in? Sigh. I'll just go ahead and accept the request.
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